Trouser Circus

A trouser circus is what occurs when your boner props up your jeans/trousers giving the image of a big top tent suddenly appearing in your pants.

"Dude, this got gave me a boner so hard last night that it looked like a trouser circus! down there!"

by thevinmeister November 11, 2009

Trouser Sweets

Male genatalia, perhaps as described by females when referring to oral sex

a girl says to her boyfriend (offering him oral sex):
have you got any trouser sweets for me?

by stacey love February 25, 2010

Trouser Taco

A trouser taco is another slang term for a woman's vagina.

It's hot as hell, how's that trouser taco smell?

by CarryMeHome August 5, 2017

Trouser pudding

Weve all had it happen, when you gamble and loose, you get trouser pudding.

I had the flu and tried to rip a hellacious fart and instead ended up with trouser pudding.

by Mr horrific1 January 16, 2018

Fancy Trousers

Another word for "panties" used by people who don't like to use the word "panties."

"Stop trying to look at my fancy trousers!"
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"Don't get your fancy trousers in a wad."
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"Why'd you leave your fancy trousers on the floor?"

by Cucumber27 September 25, 2011

Brown-Trousering

Needing to take a dump while making a round trip between two towns and keeping it together until you sneeze right as you get home which results in you Brown-Trousering yourself.

" Dude I made the colossal mistake of having a big ole curry last night while drinking a box of beer. Nina was around and I was totally going to get my leg over until I went to the fridge I farted and started brown-trousering.

by CaliAngel May 15, 2018

on it like a ferret up a yorkshire man's trousers

On to the problem. Busy, occupied with it.

Are you dealing with the packing?
Yes I'm on it like a ferret up a Yorkshire man's trousers.

by mctaylor September 23, 2013