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Trauma Text

When someone tells about their overly dramatized "traumatic" experiences.
Omg! Jenny just sent me a trauma text. Poor Jenny!

My life is such a trauma text!
by roflolmao haha June 24, 2018
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Banana Trauma

When you’re about to shove it in but miss and hit the cheek instead.
FUCK! I JUST GOT BANANA TRAUMA!
by The Globbyglogabgalab June 6, 2018
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Trauma Salute

A hand gesture used to cover one's eyes when something traumatic, awkward, embarrassing, etc. just happened.

To preform the Trauma Salute, make your hand flat and bring your hand to your head like a normal salute. This is where we deviate from a normal salute to the Trauma Salute. Position your hand above your eyes, perpendicular to your forehead. Tilt your hand slightly downwards to cover your eyes. Finally, turn around and walk away from the incident.
1. There was an accident in the parking lot, I gave them the Trauma Salute and said "Not my problem!".
2. Mark just got dumped in front of everyone at the bar, I gave the man a Trauma Salute.
by ACEstrigon009 January 1, 2018
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Poop trauma

The feeling that comes after you've eaten a large meal but shit so little, leaving you to wonder if some of the food couldn't find its way out of the trench.
"Dude, help. It's poop trauma again."
by The Tangible Laugh June 30, 2016
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trauma momma

A mother or motherly woman who looks after a young person after they have experienced a traumatic physical or emotional event. trauma hug, hurt hug, trauma, hurt, mom, momma, mother, caregiver, child, young person, teenager, drama
Your mom is a great trauma momma, after I scraped my knee, she bandaged it and gave me hot cocoa.
by joecoolthefool May 27, 2016
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trauma hound

One who looks or seeks out trauma situations ie CSI'S, bomb squads etc
Friend: did you hear that dan got into a knife fight with a couple gang members
Me: yeah he's most definitely a trauma hound
by Zer0 January 17, 2017
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trauma spill

An intense form of venting where you verbally unload your traumas onto someone else.
"Did you trauma spill to him?"

"Yeah I told him about how I was abandoned by my father as a child."
by Marina CubicZirconia December 3, 2019
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