bar topper

When he/she is mad or upset with the bartender and decides to take a pee or dump on the bar.

1) "Yo, did you see that guy pull a bar topper? It really stinks."
2) "The bartender gave that guy a horrible drink so he pulled a bar topper."

by CaNoJe August 27, 2011

nut topper

A nut topper is a long phallus or fleshy object that rests above the male nut sack. Often British English speaking gents will use this noun while at the country club or Queen's quarters to not sound so rough or harsh.

Sentence: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"

William: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"

James: "Willy, your nut topper is eerily disguised by the ridiculous size of your sack of nuts. Here is a towel. Now get yourself presentable, the Queen is almost here".

by Sir Brains McGains February 5, 2014

titty topper

Another word for nipple

She got huge ass titty toppers

by Gabe owner February 4, 2015

post topper

That person on social media that has to have the last post

That post topper stalked your page all day just to highjack it. She liked your post, commented on it, reposted it then liked and commented on everyone else's comments

by handlerzz August 23, 2015

timmy topper

Timmy Topper is a pronoun used to designate your annoying friend that always one ups your story regardless if their story is true or not.

Rachel says to Joey Monica is such a timmy topper. I was talking to chandler about how i saved 10 dollars on my shoes and then Monica comes in and say s she saved twenty dollars. Whatva cunt.

by Ohan33 November 12, 2015

chili topper

A punch in the tit.

Guys use to chili topper me in middle school all the time, and I liked it.

by Allzwater April 7, 2016

Water Topple

When someone jumps off a diving board or gets ejected out of a water slide and then you dive right into the slide as well right after them and land on top of them and almost risk hurting them.

I water toppled my little brother but we survived. He is a pretty good and skilled swimmer.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018