The act of masturbating during a conference call, particularly over a video call service such as Zoom or Skype.
"Hey, did you hear about the guy who got suspended from the New Yorker?"
"Yeah, Jeffrey got caught toobin' on a Zoom call"
"Yeah, Jeffrey got caught toobin' on a Zoom call"
by Doin Mypart October 20, 2020
Get the Toobinmug. Jerking off during a live video call.
Named after now former CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin for jerking off on video during a Zoom call.
Named after now former CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin for jerking off on video during a Zoom call.
by anonymous October 19, 2020
Get the Toobinmug. verb:
The act or practice of masturbating in public view, especially when inadvertent.
adjective:
A descriptor for one who is likely to be caught masturbating in public, or who is known for doing so.
Note: Not to be used as a present participle. "Toobing," therefore, is incorrect. Toobin' is the complete word. One is Toobin', or he (or she!) can be a Toobin', if used as an adjective.
Origins: Used in reference to Jeffrey Toobin, a prominent legal commentator who was caught inadvertently masturbating on a video conference call with his colleagues.
The act or practice of masturbating in public view, especially when inadvertent.
adjective:
A descriptor for one who is likely to be caught masturbating in public, or who is known for doing so.
Note: Not to be used as a present participle. "Toobing," therefore, is incorrect. Toobin' is the complete word. One is Toobin', or he (or she!) can be a Toobin', if used as an adjective.
Origins: Used in reference to Jeffrey Toobin, a prominent legal commentator who was caught inadvertently masturbating on a video conference call with his colleagues.
verb: "Ah man, did Marco get caught Toobin' again? That's the fourth time this year!"
adj.: "Do you know Sandy, from accounting? She's a real Toobin', which I find awesome but HR apparently doesn't approve."
adj.: "Do you know Sandy, from accounting? She's a real Toobin', which I find awesome but HR apparently doesn't approve."
by JustToobin'Around May 29, 2024
Get the Toobin'mug. Jeff was Toobin during the weekly Zoom meeting because strategizing really excited him and he couldn't help himself.
by ThinkBeforeYouSpeak October 29, 2020
Get the Toobinmug. by Tackleberry October 21, 2020
Get the Toobinmug. Masturbating in front of a computer while the camera is active, either purposefully or accidentally, because let's face it, it's not like you'll get any sympathy if you say it was accidental.
I got caught toobin' on a company Zoom call and I don't know what's worse, the humiliation I feel right now or the humiliation I'll feel on every job interview for the rest of my life.
by fakesecretdonkey October 19, 2020
Get the toobin'mug. To masterbate in a public place , social event, or workplace, and attempt to finish before you get expelled, kicked out, arrested, or fired.
by LazloHollyfeld October 19, 2020
Get the Toobinmug.