Tony

When you slap someone's ass to wake them up, usually with a hand or wooden spoon.

He was woken up with a tony, he's pissed.

by killerZoreo August 19, 2020

Tony

That kid who is always trying to make people laugh but never does

That kid is pulling a Tony

by 3367dinnen January 8, 2019

Tonyed

when a man takes advantage of a drunk girl at a party

That drunk girl just got tonyed, taken advantage of.

by jitttttt December 17, 2017

Tony

Slobbery. Likes to lick things. DO NOT touch his blankie! Will power range you in the nuts. Duct tapes all gifts. Video game abuser. Chin talking, strong bad dancing, mustache winning. Wasps and bees are attracted to all boys named Tony. Calls pads tampon patches. Will talk in his sleep. Huge member.

That bee just stung me like my name is Tony!

That food looks so good, my mouth made a tony.

by Smithing Awesome December 18, 2014

Tony

Derived from cockney rhyming slang 'Tony Blair', Nightmare.

It refers to when something has gone as bad as it could possibly have done, and is synonomous with the phrase 'epic fail'.

Can be used in a variety of sentences;

'You've had an absolute Tony...'
'Fuck me sideways and call me Tony!'
'Heavens to Tony!'
'Person 1: Dude, i snapped my banjo last night wanking...
The rest of the group: TOOONNYYY!'
'You might as well just be called Tony'

by Johan van der Schmut January 28, 2012

Tony

Tony Thinks They Know Everything. Mainly Italian. Big Noses. Stoners. Alcoholics. Shoots Steroids In His penis

Tony Is A Dick
Tony Has A Big Ass Nose And Forhead

by Sracy's mom September 23, 2013

Tony

Amazing in bed.Steals your girl.People call him daddy.loves sports and is very athletic

Tony is so sexy.

by Bxhsjd May 1, 2019