Tony

A Large Italian Man From Maryland Who Still Swears That Maryland Is Southern.

Tony: THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!

Every Other Marylander: Shut it you wop!

by AntiItalianHoosier August 27, 2020

Tony

Means (To New York)

To.NY

Tony

hi Tony so its to New York for you bye.

by A.J.DNMotion January 6, 2022

Tony

tony's are so great and amazing i love them sm slay

"Hey is his name Tony?"
"Yeah?"
"OH MY GOD EWE HAVE TO TALK TO HIM!!"

by jaws15 October 22, 2022

Tony

Slobbery. Likes to lick things. DO NOT touch his blankie! Will power range you in the nuts. Duct tapes all gifts. Video game abuser. Chin talking, strong bad dancing, mustache winning. Wasps and bees are attracted to all boys named Tony. Calls pads tampon patches. Will talk in his sleep. Huge member.

That bee just stung me like my name is Tony!

That food looks so good, my mouth made a tony.

by Smithing Awesome December 18, 2014

Tony

Derived from cockney rhyming slang 'Tony Blair', Nightmare.

It refers to when something has gone as bad as it could possibly have done, and is synonomous with the phrase 'epic fail'.

Can be used in a variety of sentences;

'You've had an absolute Tony...'
'Fuck me sideways and call me Tony!'
'Heavens to Tony!'
'Person 1: Dude, i snapped my banjo last night wanking...
The rest of the group: TOOONNYYY!'
'You might as well just be called Tony'

by Johan van der Schmut January 28, 2012

Tony

Tony Thinks They Know Everything. Mainly Italian. Big Noses. Stoners. Alcoholics. Shoots Steroids In His penis

Tony Is A Dick
Tony Has A Big Ass Nose And Forhead

by Sracy's mom September 23, 2013

Tony

To make something secure by use of a key or similar

Are you sure the car will be safe here darling ? Yes, it's okay. I've tony'd it

by Alan B'Stard May 11, 2013