Tonsil Cheese

That nasty yellow or tan jello-like stuff you cough up in the morning after you were at a bonfire, smoked too much, or have a cold.

I about threw up when I hocked a mouthful of tonsil cheese this morning.

by Donk McStuffins June 8, 2021

nice tonsils

What you observingly remark when someone yawns extra-wide; this of course makes the person laugh and "messes up" their perfectly-good yawn.

Saying, "Nice tonsils" is also an excellent way to benignly rebuke the sleepy/bored person by humorously informing him that it is considered rude/invasive to yawn right in someone else's face.

by QuacksO December 29, 2018

Tonsil Boxing

The derogatory way of calling anyone, usually a punk a dick sucker.

Shut the fuck up, you tonsil boxing bitch.

by BADASSGUNNY May 23, 2015

Tonsils hockey

A act of two persons playing hockey with there tonsil.

We tonsils hockey because she had a good face in the pool party

by Sweet Man Big C May 2, 2021

Tonsil hockey

Icky yucky mouth to mouth sex for people who don’t want/can’t have actual sex. You lubricate each others’ tongues nice and slimy with your own tongue and make annoying noises. Also if you’re that one mf who won’t shut up about that one other mf (you KNOW who you are) then you’re going to be a boastful little bastard about it for way too long as if other people were jealous of you when NOBODY IS and you’re EMBARRASSING YOURSELF by trying to show off your PRIVATE LIFE in PUBLIC and then you can’t take the hint as to why NOBODY IS APPLAUDING YOU AND YOU THINK YOU’RE SOOOOOOO INTERESTING FOR GETTIN’ SLIMY IN THEIR SLIMY PIE HOLE BUT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND

“I may or may not have kissed redacted today, hehe”
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TONSIL HOCKEY MATCHES WITH SIR WOOBIE HIMSELF”

by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024

Amy Nicole Tonsil

An enlarged, encapsulated tonsil in petrified cum from Ho-ing around.

Her Amy Nicole Tonsil is white and painful

by Hockey_guy_10 July 13, 2023

Tonsil boxer

The act of bumping your tonsils with the head of a penis while performing felacio. This is done by taking the cock down your throat. Humming sounds are a great attribute.

Do you you see those big suck my cock lips on that bitch. I hope that she is a tonsil boxer.

by BADASSGUNNY May 24, 2015