tointment

Literally: Tit Ointment. Derogatory term used to emasculated males trying to be a pussy/homo/jimmy

I have to go home, I need to douche and put on tointment. I am a homo.

by Jesse Seitel March 29, 2008

taint ripper

1).one who is expelled from the womb so ferociously that their giant ass head rips the taint of their mother in half

-Ring ring..Hey mom. Did i rip your taint when you gave birth to me?

-You most certainly did, but not as badly as your brother and sister. they were real taint rippers.

by Taintrippperrr March 30, 2009

Tint

Slang for 'spiked' or drugged with some kind of mind-altering substance.

Jenna: This punch is good
Rob: probably because of the Tint

by pyreo August 11, 2019

taint cramp

A searing pain in a man's chode that happens after sneezing hard.

Dude, my allergies made me sneeze so hard I got a level 15 taint cramp!

by Atomic Smartass September 8, 2017

Taintmongler

One who licks taints excessively.

My girlfriend is such a taintmongler. it's so raw down there.

by Lairn September 29, 2010

taint burn

The firey sensation upon standing up and realizing that your jeans have ignited a small fire beneath your balls.

"Dude, could you get me some chips?"
"Sure man!" (stands up)

AAAAAAAH TAINT BURN!!!!! >:(

by jeff66888888888 January 11, 2011

Taint Buffing

Getting a pat down in the groin region by: Security, Secret Service, or TSA

I hate security lines, i don't want to take off my shoes for some Taint Buffing

by Maxie Gee November 6, 2010