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Toad Jar Moron 

When you begin to truly smell how awful your McDonald's breath is while everyone around doesn't.. This is possible by donning a cylindrical glass space helmet with a circulator and walking down the middle school hallway whilst simultaneously talking to yourself out loud attempting to trigger innocent bystanders...
*Everyone is just minding themselves*

Toad Jar Moron passes by "hey bitches look at me cockworms I like gary trannis and big blue dildose in my spichole, I'm retarded!"

Nobody responds.

Toad Jar Moron continues further "BROD would any one of you put a rubbery slimey cyan phallus down my mouth, preferably neon big blu glow aura emitting cock you get one? I'M BEGGING YOU FUCKING DO IT I PLEAD.

After the silence has settled, Toad reverts to neutral and denies ever saying such things.

toad in the hole 

The phenomenom that occurs when a very small penis is inserted into a vagina and does not touch any part of it, thereby giving neither party stimulation.
I thought we were having sex but I guess I just have a toad in the hole.
Related Words

toad the wet sprocket 

A pop/rock band from the 80's and 90's
I finally got some toad the wet sprocket tickets
toad the wet sprocket by finbar36 February 6, 2010

toad sticker 

A bayonet. Common in the days of the War Between the States. Common in World War II.

A knife. Common since mid 19th century.
Emil carved up a Mun with his toad sticker.

Toad Rottis 

"that chick looks like a total toad rottis"
Toad Rottis by kahlies January 19, 2013

Toad Spit 

Toilet water splashed up onto your anus while you sit on the toilet. Could be caused by dropping a fat turd or when flushing before standing.
I hate when the automatic toilets at Wal-Mart go off when I'm not done, I always get splashed with toad spit.
Toad Spit by Eneshi April 18, 2018

Toad strangler 

A rainstorm so severe that even toads and other amphibious animals would likely drown
It’s supposed to rain today, looks like it’ll be a toad strangler.
Toad strangler by Jester mess March 20, 2022