Curb Chomp

A variation of curb stomping, where the curb stompee is biting down on a curb in candy land, as shown in Cyanide and happiness. Although it is life threatening, it is much more delicious then a normal curb stomp.

Guy 1: I've had enough of your shit, I hope your ready to get CURB STOMPED!!
Guy 2: Don't you mean, curb chomped?

by Abasdemm October 25, 2009

Curb turtle

After a night over indulging that requires the excavation of your stomach contents while leaning over the curb (or onto the curb) and moving your head and neck in a turtle like motion to avoid vomitting on your own shoes.

Noun- curb turtle
Verb - curb turtled

1. After a number of 6 for 1 beers and hurricanes I curb turtled on the walk home.

2. After a night in Bourbon Street there was curb turtle everywhere.

by Wayoutbaby October 26, 2014

Curb Awkwardness

After saying farewell to someone and getting into vehicle and not moving immediatly , so the person just looks at you without talking. Even worse when the window is down.

Jim: i said goodbye to mandy and my mum didnt drive off straight away and the window was down!
James: Thats SERIOUS curb awkwardness

by Jack0thattssme September 7, 2010

side curb

someone who is known as a “pussy” or “weak”

oh yeah that Tim he’s a absolute side curb he was way to scared to fight me

by 1truthonly January 6, 2022

dick to the curb

When you're with your girl and her friends and you decide to let her have a girls' night and leave the scene.

You girls look like you're having a good time, let me take my dick to the curb.

by Alliebees January 15, 2018

Dirty curb

When you take a shit on a curb and put someone’s teeth on the shit and curb stomp then

Person1:I’m going to dirty curb you

by Analbead42069 January 23, 2021

curb dick

When a man has road rash on his penis.

Dude I was rollerblading yesterday and jimmy pulled my pants down. I banged my dick so hard on the street I got curb dick.

by RumpleShitSkin November 30, 2016