Chris

One of the best bartenders I have ever met!

Man I got drunk last night!

Who was workin?

Chris

ohhhhhh

by C2thaMfC August 06, 2009

chris

sweet. gentleman. brown hair. brown eyes. funny. cute. sexy. intelligent. hot. nice. amazing. chick magnet. talented.

Girl 1): He's cute!!!
Girl 2): Yeah... but he's not chris.
girl 3): What are you talking about? He has chris eyes!

by ualiemeehc May 15, 2010

Chris

The awesome kid who always likes to party, also a hunk and is really good at attracting women. A chris is a kid with a rockstar life. The quiet kid with the massive cock. The swagtific one. The one everybody hates varies from chris to chris.

" Im not going to the party unless Chris Beasley goes." The party harder, The swagifier, The stiff mister.

by Swagswagswagswagswag123 October 18, 2011

Chris

1. A derogatory term used to describe a beastly athlete who makes everyone jealous with his or her athletic ability.

-Dude I just ran a mile in under 4 min!
-WTF dude why are you such a Chris?

by madskilz156 April 04, 2009

Chris

An amazing boy. All the girls want to marry him. Usually the girl who loves him the most is long distanced. Hes cute, funny, nice. All the girls want to be with him, and all the boys want to be him... He puts a smile on your face but dosent say thank you. Everyone loves chris's

Girl 1: wooah! did you see chris over there?
Girl2: Yeah i want to marry him:)

by Lover-of-chris;) December 02, 2011

Chris

A guy who never fails to astound you every day with his perfection. He is the most passionate, caring, funny, smart and genuinely kind guy you may ever meet. Chris surpasses all expectations for the best person to be around. He would jump through a hoop of fire if it guaranteed your happiness. My advice to you is if you meet Chris don't let him walk out of your life.

"Wow that guy is amazing, what's his name?"
"Chris"

by @_justcallmenikki_ September 11, 2015

Chris

Most Chris’s are ok, but the one I’m talking about has crusty dusty ass ramen noodle hair, he is rude and weird. He thinks high-schoolers are better then every single human to exist. He is weird

Person 1: Hey who’s that guy?
Person 2: Oh that’s Chris with the crusty dusty ass ramen noodle hair

Person 1: Oh my god you’re right haha

by Melanie Martinez #1 Fan December 17, 2019