Pissful thinking

You think you will get somewhere faster because you have to piss.

*drunk* I think the subway will only take 5 min.

**10 min later**
Well that was pissful thinking.

by Pissant August 23, 2019

Spectral Thinking

The opposite of dichotomous thinking. It is a term used by people who are recovering from thinking in black-and-white terms and finally start looking at things in general from a broader perspective, hence producing a ‘spectrum’ of thoughts.

“That dude finally started spectral thinking after years of believing food can either be only excellent or shit.”

by BigNibba6969andUwU June 13, 2021

meanwhile I was thinking

Something said when you are trying to think, and are interrupted by someone saying something, normally unrelated. Used to let them know you were thinking so they should Stfu

You: (thinking)
Joe: omg did you hear James banged your gf last night and bob... Etc.etc
You: meanwhile I was thinking

by Threadkilla April 18, 2015

thinxting

The expression of the act of thinking communicated by text.

Texter 1: What is your favorite color?

Texter 2 (in the process of thinxting): hmmmmmmmmmm

by Queen Coronet April 6, 2010

thinkin with ur dick

When a girl or guy places sex above most other things eg friends, work, study, their other relationships

“Dude, don’t fuck her it’ll destroy your friendship with mike. Just stop thinkin with ur dick.”
horny Nymphomania SexDemon

by SnaveBelac October 30, 2017

Thinkiness

A word meant to kill peoples brain cells.

Guy- I bet the guy that thought of the word thinkiness was high as hell when he thought of that.

Other guy- It wasn't a dude, and believe it or not, she never did smoke pot. She's one of the mindless idiots that think everyone that has ever done drugs did them because they are weaker than her or her dumber than her.

by The Original Agahnim January 4, 2022

A full commitment’s what I’m thinkin’ of

Only said by legends, this phrase is so powerful

Person 1: hey guy man who’s it going
Person 2: A full commitment is what I am thinking of
Person 3: NOOOOO HE RICK ROLLED YOU
Person 4: But it’s “A full commitment’s what I’m thinkin’ of”
Person 1: *cri because rig role*

by Official Rick Astley March 29, 2021