by Lord Blasto February 23, 2008
Get the Bonghalation Therapymug. 1. An idiot's way of dealing with an idiotic problem.
2, One of the most moronic notions bestowed upon humankind that simply buying some frivolous mass-produced good can alleviate one's mood or take away a bad feeling caused by a REAL problem, when in fact buying some random product will do nothing about the actual problem but MAY induce an hour's worth of distraction which is enough for people who have the attention span and memory of a chipmunk.
2, One of the most moronic notions bestowed upon humankind that simply buying some frivolous mass-produced good can alleviate one's mood or take away a bad feeling caused by a REAL problem, when in fact buying some random product will do nothing about the actual problem but MAY induce an hour's worth of distraction which is enough for people who have the attention span and memory of a chipmunk.
1. Omg, like my friend totally didn't text me back and I've been waiting for 2 minutes!! I'm totally gunna go to the mall and blow up my credit card now to ease this PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN. FML!!!
2. Omg!! I just found out I have a Sexually Transmitted Disease and it's like sooooOOoo gross. I need some retail therapy!!! *30 min. later* This dress is so cute... why was I upset again??
2. Omg!! I just found out I have a Sexually Transmitted Disease and it's like sooooOOoo gross. I need some retail therapy!!! *30 min. later* This dress is so cute... why was I upset again??
by hoopladoopla December 24, 2010
Get the Retail Therapymug. A term used by the Occupational Therapy Profession which confuses the masses, but means: the facilitation of and application of volitional activity to promote wellbeing. Perhaps it should be re-named volitional activity therapy.
1. Going on holiday to have a break because you have been working too hard.
2. Helping somebody who has experienced an injury or illness find new ways to carry out activities that he or she wishes to, that he or she would otherwise have difficulties with due to the effects of the injury or illness.
3. Choosing a vocation that increases your sense of self-worth.
4. Creative activities that give one a sense of pleasure or achievement which contribute to ones wellbeing.
2. Helping somebody who has experienced an injury or illness find new ways to carry out activities that he or she wishes to, that he or she would otherwise have difficulties with due to the effects of the injury or illness.
3. Choosing a vocation that increases your sense of self-worth.
4. Creative activities that give one a sense of pleasure or achievement which contribute to ones wellbeing.
by Venth May 2, 2005
Get the occupational therapymug. by Madame Sosostris June 30, 2006
Get the Group Therapymug. The only know treatment for "Furryitis", Shotgun Therapy is performed by inserting the barrel of a shotgun into the Furry's mouth and pulling the trigger. Although the treatment has a 100% percent success rate in eliminating the Furry, it's Human host almost never survives the procedure. Shotgun Therapy was invented by Dr. RocketJesus666, MD, in 2010 and was first successfully preformed by him in 2011.
Bob: Hey Ted, did you hear what happened to Steve?
Ted: No, what happened?
Bob: He got Furryitis from 4Chan and had to get Shotgun Therapy.
Ted: Awww, I'll miss Steve, he was a nice guy, but I guess it's for the best.
Ted: No, what happened?
Bob: He got Furryitis from 4Chan and had to get Shotgun Therapy.
Ted: Awww, I'll miss Steve, he was a nice guy, but I guess it's for the best.
by Rocket Jesus June 30, 2011
Get the Shotgun Therapymug. Another stupid class that special ed kids are often forced into. You can end up with this if the teacher or parents think you can't speak right and may need therapy, usually due to a mental disorder or learning disability. It usually takes place once every one to two weeks and often takes place during one of your other classes or free time.
I was in speech therapy for every grade I was in during my elementary and junior high years. It sucked all because my parents and teachers thought I couldn't speak right.
by The Real Driller December 1, 2022
Get the speech therapymug. Revenge Therapy is the act of coping with your problems in life by being cruel to others
Usually, the cruelty will be directed at those that bear similar qualities, usually physical, to one's oppressors
Usually, the cruelty will be directed at those that bear similar qualities, usually physical, to one's oppressors
"Ever since Markus got harassed by that one racist guy he's been unusually cruel to me, what's up with that?"
"Oh, he's coping with revenge therapy. It's probably because you're white."
"Oh, he's coping with revenge therapy. It's probably because you're white."
by IanNBF February 19, 2022
Get the Revenge Therapymug.