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Triple Pre-Nut Theorem

(N) The event of getting three nuts out when your girl says she's coming over so you can have more safe sex or shoot blanks.
Sheeit i gotta get my triple pre-nut theorem out before kylee comes over.
by Scoocher2677 September 3, 2017
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Homosexuality Theorem

This theorem states that if one is homosexual, it is impossible for them to be able to win anything.
That gay arab kid fits the homosexuality theorem perfectly; he never wins anything!
by iwantyousobad October 24, 2011
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Rickys' Theorem

The number of idiots in a crowd is directly proportional to the number of people in it.
Last nights baseball game attracted 20.000 spectators. According to Rickys' Theorem that is a lot of idiots.

The third reich reached a population peak in the late 1930s. According to Rickys' Theorem there's no wonder why things went south from there.
by Rifyoo December 5, 2016
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Believing Theorem

The believing theorem consists of three basic believes one should follow: 1. If you believe you will achieve, 2. If you believe you will receive, and 3. If you believe you will deceive. This theorem is widely accepted by many scientists who have spent their whole lives researching this wondrous topic and has yet to be denied by general belief. One must truly believe in the theorem for one to experience and succumb to its full effect.
Example 1.

Selena: Why do you think so many people don't win the lottery each year, Mel?

Mel: It's particularly simple, Sel. All there is to it is the Believing theorem.

Selena: Woah! What is that?

Mel: Not enough people do believe, so they don't receive.

Selena: It all makes sense now.

Example two:

Kid: I don't think I can win the food competition, mom.

Mom: Why not honey?

Kid: I can't can't eat two thousand cookies mom. I'm only nine.

Mom: Baby, like your grandfather, used to say " If you believe you will achieve. "
Kid: Woah... It all makes sense now. You are right mom!
by Carla.pickel June 1, 2018
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Pythagorean Theorem

States that the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides. While this is useful in math class, you won't be using it when you are bagging groceries or working retail or selling Nerf Guns.
Student: Ms.? When will we use the Pythagorean Theorem in real life?
Teacher: Well, um, real estate agents often use it to find out how much a house is worth?
Students: Ekscuze me waddahell
by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018
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Bitchagorean theorem

After a fun night when a group of people's guy to girl ratio is uneven and they have to silently and awkwardly decide who is going to be sleeping with who that night
Yeah bro there was four of us guys and only two girls so we used the bitchagorean theorem to decide who was gonna take the L and sleep on the floor.
by CrackIntosh March 19, 2019
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Noell Theorem

Whats the answer to #2?
Thats easy, use the Noell Theorem!
by harbdog2 September 15, 2021
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