Believing Theorem

The believing theorem consists of three basic believes one should follow: 1. If you believe you will achieve, 2. If you believe you will receive, and 3. If you believe you will deceive. This theorem is widely accepted by many scientists who have spent their whole lives researching this wondrous topic and has yet to be denied by general belief. One must truly believe in the theorem for one to experience and succumb to its full effect.

Example 1.

Selena: Why do you think so many people don't win the lottery each year, Mel?

Mel: It's particularly simple, Sel. All there is to it is the Believing theorem.

Selena: Woah! What is that?

Mel: Not enough people do believe, so they don't receive.

Selena: It all makes sense now.

Example two:

Kid: I don't think I can win the food competition, mom.

Mom: Why not honey?

Kid: I can't can't eat two thousand cookies mom. I'm only nine.

Mom: Baby, like your grandfather, used to say " If you believe you will achieve. "
Kid: Woah... It all makes sense now. You are right mom!

by Carla.pickel June 1, 2018

The Airyka Theorem

idk if u count up the relationships then round them out
u can find the % oif how gay u r
thats how it works right

You should use the Airyka theorem to find how gay you are.

by Blasphie March 30, 2018

Bitchagorean theorem

After a fun night when a group of people's guy to girl ratio is uneven and they have to silently and awkwardly decide who is going to be sleeping with who that night

Yeah bro there was four of us guys and only two girls so we used the bitchagorean theorem to decide who was gonna take the L and sleep on the floor.

by CrackIntosh March 19, 2019

Hero's Theorem

Hero's Theorem is a theorem that can be used to solve any problems on earth.

Crippling depression can be solved by Hero's Theorem.

by Chaommonaza December 1, 2019

hero's theorem

Hero's Theorem is a theorem that can be used to solve any problems on the earth

Crippling depression can be solved by Hero's Theorem

by Chaommonaza December 1, 2019

Steve’s Theorem

“There is an inverse relationship between how much you care about the body of your car and how well you treat other people”

Man: Wow that Steve sure does take good care of his 1992 Mustang.

Other man: Yeah but he won’t let anyone touch it and everyone thinks he’s a dick. Classic example of Steve’s Theorem.

by the notorious swish May 22, 2020

Vaughan’s Theorem

Simply stated; in the public forum, delivery style outperforms content integrity as a potentiator of true communication. In the world of debate, well composed and articulated bullshit, especially when delivered extemporaneously, can stand toe-to-toe with poorly communicated: absolute truth, brilliant insight, inspired wisdom, or even genius-level analysis any day of the week.

Although candidate A clearly has a superior command of the subject matter, they tend to get nervous, and stutter and stammer, and seem to grasp for the right word, while candidate B who is well known for his silky sooth speaking style, broadcast-quality voice, and skill in weaving Improvisational comedy into his responses, once again, Vaughan’s Theorem accurately predicts that B will appear to win the question in spite of demonstrated cluelessness regarding the question that was posed.

by Kenneth A. Vaughan August 18, 2020