Mope Status

When someone updates their Facebook status with a remark that clearly is seeking attention and trying to get people to feel bad for them.

"FML"

"Home alone tonight.....again"

"I can never find a girl in this town"

-MOPE STATUS

by hotdoghamburger January 31, 2011

nephew status

when somebody in a workplace receives favoritism from the boss as if they were the bosses nephew.

wheres Marco?
he left, don't you know he is Mario's nephew?
no he is not, they are not related one bit.
might as well be with the things he gets away with around here.
Oh so he has nephew status, nice!

by mrizack July 30, 2010

boss status

A status, of being a little more than a man, and a little less than a god. A status in which you receive no shit from no one,Get praise from everyone and is respected by the best.

He just ran the mile in 4:30! Everyone is cheering him on right now, his boss status must be off the charts!

by M-STAK March 15, 2008

Status Stealer

Someone who is a copy-cat and steals your Facebook status very soon after you post it.

Tory is such a status stealer. That makes her lame.

by AnnaBanana13 November 14, 2010

status commenting

procrastinating by logging on to facebook and commenting on everyone's updated statuses...levels of status commenting are directly proportional to the levels of work you are procrastinating from. extreme sufferers have to have the last word on facebook!

Dude, I got no work done today because i was status commenting.

by Katpaham February 13, 2009

Status Lovers

A pair of people who like to say how much they love each other by posting status updates on facebook about each other, and how much they love each other.

Status update from Blank Name: is so madly in love

Status update from Other Name: has never felt this way about anyone

Comment from: Third Party: God you guys are such status lovers

by EYEM MEE March 26, 2009

Status-gasm

When you have an uncontrollable desire for putting countless numbers of facebook statuses up within a period of 2 -5 minutes. Often referred to as statgasm

Bob: Ah man, I had a huge status-gasm yesterday I posted 40 facebook statuses about nothing pertaining to me at all.

Rob: Dude, get a life.

by The METALLICSTER December 16, 2010