horizontal rooster

Having sex early in the morning.

Girl, if you date him beware, he's a horizontal rooster.

by Mich1 January 4, 2014

Rooster Cooster

A transgender chicken. Usually happens when a farmer has too many female/male chickens so he decides to do surgery the chicken.

"That old Rooster Cooster think he gon' have eggs" the farmer said.

by bisexual chicken January 29, 2019

Electric Rooster

A deliciously-charged concoction of funk, soul and rock, served up trio-wise late at night.

Hey baby, I could really go for a musical platter of some Electric Rooster.

by A Fan of the Rooster January 13, 2010

gooche rooster

An overgrowth of pubic hair protruding from the taint which resembles an inverted mohawk.

"Craig....why is there a bulge in your gym shorts?"

"I quit manscaping so I could grow a sweet gooche rooster for the ladies!"

by Sabreraider October 28, 2013

Rooster Juice

Sriracha sauce, also known as cock sauce for the label is in Korean and the only distinguishable figure is the rooster on its front. Rooster Juice is believed by many to grant grant special powers to the imbiber for a short period, your colon may feel like it has a mario star power after ingesting.

Let the rooster juice flow through you.

by SamorMax March 10, 2015

rooster blocker

The socially correct way to say c@#! Blocker without offending anyone to much.

"Dude this chick is totally into me but Dan keeps being a cock blocker"
Nah ah ah, you mean he is a rooster blocker, come man there's kids around watch your damn mouth"

by the chade December 27, 2011

Shoot the rooster

During a mfm threeway with the girl on top of one guy she tilts her back shouting out in delight (crowing like a rooster), the other guy shoots his load into her mouth causing her to cough and choke.

Dude, the other night Steve and I were with Mandy and she was cumming so loud I had to shoot the rooster to get her to quiet down

by Lahist March 7, 2023