Nonce

Someone who's an idiot.

Harry,you're such a fucking nonce!

by Cutiebae1011 December 28, 2019

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a pedo

that George Pell bloke is a real nonce

by Wadlow June 6, 2019

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Nonce

When someone is a pure fucking pedophile. They are an adult and like to have sex with little girls

Oi lads, dod you hear about Jehan? Yh, Jehan is a proper nonce

by I have the biggest back May 22, 2019

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Someone over 16 having sex with an under 16

Quote from a nonce “Leah baby give me a hand/blowjob if we have enough room”

by Bigshagga lez October 21, 2019

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A person who drink milk regularly and purely out of personal choice

Is he drinking milk out of the carton?! What a nonce!

by anonymous November 11, 2020

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A nonce is typically an old man that enjoys spending too much time with their grandchildren. They tend to drink tea and eat 6 biscuits at a time, only giving the grandchildren half of one. Some popular nonce names may include; “Stephen, Keith, John, Huitson, Huey45, Wild Bill Hickock and last but not least Stoneycroft.”

Grandad texting Grandson 1: “in the bath, not sending pics to prove, almost sick in shorts.”
Grandson 1 to Grandson 2: “hew grandad’s a bare Nonce hew.”

by MyGrandadTouchedMe April 15, 2020

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