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mistake whale

One who either makes a big mistake or plenty of little mistakes which combined make a BIG MISTAKE!
My biology partner is a mistake whale. He fucks up nearly every lab we do.
by bonher123 February 25, 2011
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Morton's Mistake

When a mid-grade restaurant or other business gets pounded on social media for pretending it understands privacy rights.
"After stripping 50% of America of their Constitutional right to privacy, Justice I love Beer went to Morton's Steakhouse for dinner. Given what he was wearing, he kind of asked for it, to be honest. He was ushered out the back and Morton's Mistake was to have a little hissy fit about it."
by HungryJohnny July 9, 2022
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Favorite Mistake

In fact a mistake but not regretted or avoided. Definitely a decision that follows with a loss, punishment, or negative response.
Friend #1: Hey, are you and that girl still talking?

Friend #2: Sadly no…She was my favorite mistake
by A1 ex January 27, 2022
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mistake vulture

A person who regularly waits for others to make a mistake and then points this out. The mistake vulture enjoys doing this.

As a vulture circles the creatures on the ground patiently waiting for one to fall, so the mistake vulture stands back until it is time to swoop. He will then step in and feast upon the tasty carrion that is pointing out another's error.
Mr Mistake Vulture: Dan I've been watching you and it seems you've made a mistake performing this particular task.
Dan Reeves: Sorry Boss... Thank You Boss... Whatever you say Boss...

................................. mistake vulture.
by HugoLeasing August 20, 2014
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Soup Mistake

Going back for a third helping of soup
Robyn is about to make a terrible soup Mistake! It will soon turn into a poop mistake if she's not careful.
by Turdy MacFarts June 28, 2021
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Joel's Mistake

When someone loses their virginity to someone they don't love the first chance they get and feel like shit afterwards
Guy 1: Yo I just fucked this girl, she got the fattest ass
Guy 2: Ay man I hope you loved her cause you'll feel like shit afterwards. Some people call it "Joel's Mistake"
Guy 1: Why would I feel like shit after seein that cake jigglin
1 week later
Guy 1: Damn he was right fuck I feel like shit now
by Joel :| June 23, 2020
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Valentine's mistake

Everyone born exactly 9 months after Valentine's day .Their birthday being November 14th
"hey you know Stephanie is a Valentine's mistake"
"She was born exactly 9 months after Valentine's"
by Tom-Ato October 28, 2019
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