J-Hatch

1. When a girl's hair is especially nappy that day.
2. When a girl does not care and throws her hair in a frizzy messy bun
3. Untamed, unattractive hair situation
4. Hair resembles that of a squirrel's tail

1. "Do you need to borrow my brush, cause your hair is pulling a J-Hatch"
2. "I was running late so I threw my hair up in a J-Hatch"
3. "I don't know she's got J-Hatch hair."
4. "Your pony tail is J-Hatchin it up"
5. "I can't go out tonight, my hair's being a J-Hatch"

by MerBer May 20, 2008

Baby escape hatch

When a woman’s pussy is so bad, it’s good for nothing more than pushing kids out of. A blown out cunt, wrecked hole.

Jan's pussy is so fucking destroyed, it’s only good for a baby escape hatch at this point.

by BAMF613 November 15, 2018

down da hatch

adv. doing something cool, like how you would do something off da hook, but this is better.
Exclamation. Something you yell
Note: you may freely add motherfuckin' between da and hatch

after something good: Down da Hatch!
Dude, that was down da hatch

by Chucko May 18, 2008

Counting chickens before they hatch

When you call something yours before you have it

The hillary voters were counting chickens before they hatch

by 300WinMag March 17, 2017

Baby Chick That Just Hatched

A ditsy person.

He looked like a baby chick that just hatched.

by Baylien Culture December 27, 2021

Jerk-off hatched in the sun

A contemptible person, more often a male.

My boss is a jerk-off hatched in the sun.

by ColF July 14, 2008

GET OUT BEFORE THE SPIDERS HATCH

Its used as an alternative to the expression ' to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. ' for example it is relevant to leaving a situation that is liable to impending doom. Imagine a giant huntsman bursting open with thousands of spiders running around your house. Also relevant to teachers leaving their profession before having a nervous breakdown.

My mate stole from her employer and thought she got away with it but staff stopped speaking to her all of a sudden, so I said to her, don't you think its time to get out before the spiders hatch.

by LIZARDCHOPS January 27, 2018