Gossip Food

A quick sound bite or clip that provides just enough information nourishment to the recipient's ego so as to reinforce their preexisting prejudices and pet theories. Gossip food should consist of fabricated news, misinterpreted facts, lies, propaganda and other excremental matter which would still approximate the consistency of some unidentifiable junk food which yet satisfies an essential craving to sustain a flatulent ego. Gossip food should be short and disguise the point, and be missing some essential ingredients such as: truth, etc. It can always be premade in small batches of innuendo, hearsay, vaporous matter, disintegrating sources, and falsies fallacies.

She craved gossip food so much that she could not wait until it came out of the press secretary's mouth, and trained a legion of puppets to concoct some out of Kardashian oatmeal.

by ForgetMeKnot! June 27, 2019

Toxic Gossip Train

A song released by Colleen Ballinger (A.K.A, Miranda Sings) after she was called out for being a groomer. The toxic gossip train chugs down the tracks of misinformation, all the way to manipulation station. It is truly the video of all time. It's even more popular than her pregnancy announcement.

Colleen: "The toxic gossip train. Chugging down the tracks of misinformation"

by daimiraidennou October 3, 2023

I wanna gossip girl I wanna gossip girl I wanna gossip the sexy and pretty

A lyric that is repeated in the girl group Rainbow’s November 2009 song “Gossip Girl”. It is commonly skipped in live performances.

Rainbow: “I wanna gossip girl I wanna gossip girl I wanna gossip the sexy and pretty”

K-pop stans next to their iPod in 2009: “Absolute Cinema”

by thetorofangirl August 29, 2025

Gossip Read

Used when relating possibly non-factual information you read somewhere.

I gossip read that the Microsoft layoffs are mostly in the marketing department.

by HeyEbeth January 18, 2023

Global gossips

A group of obsessed men who want to be Internet Dolls. They can’t spell and are so desperate to be cool. Nobody knows them.

We’re like global gossips, we need to fix that.

by KJJJJJJJ October 9, 2021

gossip train

What gets run on you when you get drunk at a company outing, mess up at work, or even have something beneficial happen to you. Gossip used to be spread slowly at the water cooler, but emails to half a company is the main mechanism by which this gossip is spread. The occurrence of an event can be spread to everyone you don't want it to to within 5 minutes of the start of the work day with a single email.

By 8 a.m., all of the secretaries at work were running the gossip train on Jim when he got drunk at a company outing on Friday night and felt up the boss's wife and made out with the back of her neck after he puked in their washing machine.

by TheGreatAus September 17, 2012

The Gossip

A sex act that involves either one or more people. The lady puts one leg on top of the males shoulder and another behind her back. The male then proceeds to do the same thing. After completion you grind your body parts against each other until orgasm.

Example: The Gossip is a sex position.

“Omg kelly, I just had the best gossip ever”

“How was it, Michelle?”
“Out of this world experience, best I’ve ever had!!!”

by boner483 May 27, 2019