The Golden Fountain

A girl, preferably Asian and unshaved, performs a handstand whilst urinating. This will create a fountain like shower of urine that eventually cascades down either side of her body, causing the urine to fall from her pubes into her eyes, nose, and mouth, or down her ass crack into her hair. (Preferably into her nose)

Keanu Reeves' career is an example of The Golden Fountain.

by DGAF3000 January 7, 2014

golden week

A term used by students in Ireland. Refers to a week where one manages to make it to every lecture, on time - no skiving off.

Last week was the first time in three years that I didn't miss a thing in college! The elusive golden week is finally mine!

by Dr Flair February 9, 2009

Golden Boy

The golden boy is the privileged, favorite child in a family. The golden boy is the child who gets special treatment, nice meals, fun activities, doesn't get in trouble even for something a standard bronze child would. They are also given money, cars, and are taken to expensive meals like sushi, steakhouses etc.

There's Jim, the golden boy, he just went to Houston's and to get Jean's

There's Zev, he just got Kazu on his best day yesterday, huge portions

There's Kanye, he got the pool cleaning account

There's Kevin, he gets his gas played for

by San Saba Songbird January 2, 2019

Golden Throat

High praise given to someone whom excels in fellatio

"Dude you gotta get with Kendall man, she gives the best head. It's like she had a Golden Throat."

by Zekeheart2000 April 21, 2012

Golden Window

The period of time after your coffee is not too hot to burn your tongue but before it is too cold to be enjoyable.

IE: Coffee too Hot --- Golden Window -- Coffee too Cold

I hit the Golden Window during the Monday meeting, so it wasn't so bad.

You should hurry up and drink that down before you're out of the Golden Window.

by bearsbeetsbattlestargallactica November 22, 2010

golden regiment

1.the most kick ass marching band in the entire world.
2. the only marching band capable of having magic!

1."Man, did you hear about the Golden Regiment?" "Dude, I worship them!"

2. "Quick kids, here comes the Golden Regiment. Let's hope we can get some of that GR magic!"

by ShirleytheSax! December 23, 2008

Golden apple

The act of lubing up an apple with one's piss, then inserting it into your significant other's rectum.

Prom got really weird after Ms. Hackenberg pulled me aside and asked me for a golden apple.

by Cranberryjuicer April 17, 2016