Elon

The new name for tweets on X (formerly known as Twitter).
Did you see that stupid Elon that Jack posted on X this morning?
Yes, that was the most insane Elon I've ever seen.
by iKarma August 19, 2023
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A sexy fat guy who gets all the bitches and can jump high. He also loves food.
by Londahs November 20, 2023
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1. A relative scale of the increasing risk a company's workers have from overwork, suicide, or industrial accidents above what their industry considers a normal rate.

2. A unit of approximate time measurement equal to the degree you exceed any reasonable legal order.
1. "During the crunch time for their new product's release, they clocked 2.8 elons... previously cheerful employees transformed into hollow, traumatized victims of ritual corporate abuse, jumping out of windows just to avoid yet another brutal product meeting."

2. "First the county told Tesla to close for the virus, then the Sheriff did... meanwhile, 2500 employees, threatened with losing their pay, spent elons and elons of time spreading a plague between each other, before bringing it home to their family.
by sleeplesseye March 19, 2020
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Elon have big dick
by Elon123 November 21, 2021
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A.ELON.M
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Elon’s a boy in the Caribbean who lives Trinidad who has a big cock and is also know as the harem lord. He also is single and is look for a smally.
by A GOD OF LUST November 23, 2021
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The unconventional unit of measurement for the length of a penis, originating from the tailbone. Often used humorously or metaphorically to discuss size.
I always use the elon measurement to impress people on the internet.
by Stansthedog November 26, 2023
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