camera chameleon

A person whose skin appears as a different shade in various photos according to the exposure.

I'm a camera chameleon because I have a different shade in every picture I take.

by SouloCutz2 June 18, 2017

Chameleon

Aw hey, thanks Sam.

Hym "I could have expounded on the chameleon think too by saying 'People who are higher in trait openness are also likely to be less consistent in their personality and women are reliably, ya know... That.' And that way I would get to show off my 10 YEARS OF COLLEGE LEVEL PSYCHOLOGY STUDY! But whatever... Yeah, no, still good. Hey, what's the timeline on me getting my money and-or the fluid drain up out of my brainz? Because unlike the sister from Phineas and Ferg is DO NOT have squirrels in my pants but, rather, fluidz in my brainz. My heralds have all failed me and are all either getting piped down or piping down hoes... Or are having tea with bible nerds but that's- it's fine. That's not a huge deal. Um... Yeah... Fluid in my brainz... Not pleasant and I am the creator of A.I. I feel like I should be getting both credit and moneyz and I don't think I should have to murder children to get either of those things but... You know... Sometimes kids have money, like, in their lil pockets and what-not... Soooo.... Yeah... Give me... My moneyz... Yeah."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

chameleon penis

penis that blends in with its surroundings

girl #1: guess who sent me dick pics last night
girl #2: blake? again?

girl #3: he still have the chameleon penis?
girl #1: of course he does, once a chameleon penis always a chameleon penis

by pixelatedtitties June 19, 2019

Going chameleon

The act of being so drunk that your eyes start to drift in opposite directions. Often occurs when you are blacked out.

Megan’s so drunk she’s going chameleon.

by Something Ghetto July 6, 2019

Penis Chameleon

A woman who starts dating a man and instantly adopts all his favorite activities and interests with much enthusiasm, despite previously having zero interest in those activities. See also vagina chameleon.

That penis chameleon had no interest in death metal until she started dating that drummer, now it's all she talks about.

by KrankyKanuck July 7, 2018

Vagina Chameleon

A man who starts dating a woman and instantly adopts all her favorite activities and interests with much enthusiasm, despite previously having zero interest in those activities. See also penis chameleon.

That vagina chameleon had no interest in rave music before he started dating that raver. Now all his clothes look like he belongs in a circus.

by KrankyKanuck July 7, 2018

Aura chameleon

Someone who can change the colors of their aura.

Aura chameleon girl- Look at my aura, it's changing colors!
Other guy- That's just you trying to change your frequency and be somebody else again, that's all it is.

by Solid Mantis February 19, 2021