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carnival head

1. A big headed person with a low IQ, possibly caused by the Dunning-Kruger effect.

2. Someone who can deepthroat without gagging.
1. Ben S: "If Florida floods you could just sell your house and move."
Average IQ person: "Fucking carnival head!"

2. Have you seen the Wang on Danny D? You'd need a carnival head to get that down your throat.
by Wigansalad August 23, 2019
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Carnival Barker

Carnival Barker is an absolute legend probably most aura apart from Peter Franklin to ever walk the planet. Agnus is such a bitch, you didn't hit the spaceship you little retard.
I want 'Carnival Barker' to give me a lap dance.
by HowToTrainYourFaggon June 30, 2024
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Casanova Carnival

Almost the same thing as a Sarsaparilla Circus (two people in the shower and one person on the toilet taking a shit) except it’s with women instead of men.
“Jennifer, Linda and Marjorie have so much fun together! For example, last night Linda went to the restroom to drop a deuce, but Marjorie and Jennifer busted in to the bathroom and start showering together! All while Linda is shitting her brains out! They all love a good Casanova Carnival!”
by Mrducandonuts February 20, 2023
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whore carnival

The bouquet of sexually festive bitches whose hobbies included bouncing on a whole lot of cock, that ones ex goes through.
"NO Jarred I don't want a front row seat at your whore carnival"
by Simplebloke November 9, 2017
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Jewish Carnival

A sexual act depicting a Star of David where an orgy minimum of 6 people lock limbs in a hexagonal position, and creativity begins from there
“Hold on mom, I have to finish this Jewish Carnival I promised my friends

to which the mother would most likely respond—

Of course! Take as long as you need!”
by Big Sawse October 22, 2020
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Carnival parenting

A style of parenting most often engaged in by the noncustodial parent of minor children whereby the child/children are lavished with gifts, activities and a blind eye to misbehavior.
My ex-husband did his typical carnival parenting when he took the kids to the mall for a shopping spree when they had homework that needed to be done.
by JLZ-WRD October 28, 2021
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