loose bride

A woman getting married that has slept with a 3 or more men that were in attendance at her wedding.

Non-virgin man1: Did you see Tara at her wedding? I felt pretty awkward seeing her get married to billybobjubilous.
Non-virgin man2,3, and 4: Yeah she's a bit of a loose bride.

by anonymouslywashingmachine August 12, 2015

unicorn bride

Noun: a girl no one would ever think someone would marry

Yep, with that face she’s a definite unicorn bride

by xoxo May 29, 2018

Mail order bride

Abroad that was ordered from another country

I personally thanked she's a mail order bride but I can't really say 100%.

by 459395 March 28, 2023

The bride of Frankenstein

Bride of Frankenstein- When the male chokes the woman right as she’s about to cum then cums inside of her as she goes out and screams it’s alive when she wakes up she has no recollection that she has orgasmed.

I choked her to pass out and shot life into the bride of Frankenstein.

by Jo1390 July 23, 2021

Bride Kong

Noun; a very demanding bride but not quite a bridezilla. (From King Kong)

"Alice is being such a bride Kong, I doubt anyone's going to her wedding."

by Bttfb April 19, 2025

Bride

A person of low intellect. Typically wearing clothes, as seen in early seasons of jersey shore. Aggressive behaviour towards other people (especially his/her fellow brider)

Guy 1#: Ayo bruh, did you see the bride at the club last night?
Guy 2#: Yea man, he was all up in my face the entire time!

Bride 1#: YOU TALKING TO ME BRAH? YOU WANNA GO?!

Guy 1# and 2#: Let's just go man...

by Bride123 August 19, 2021

Orleans bride

(parodying Joan of Arc, the virgin bride of Orleans) : a woman born post-Bill Clinton in North America who is over age 20 who is not only a potential future spinster but may be a virgin

i don't suggest marrying an Orleans bride

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021