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Zeus (the)

Sexual act whereby the instigator inserts the index finger of one hand into an electrical socket while at the same time inserting the index finger of the other hand into the anus of another individual.
Dude, I gave your mom the Zeus and now she craps lightning.
Zeus (the).
by dogbiscuit May 27, 2009
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Zeus

God arrogant non Greeks think all Greeks believe in. It's called MYTHology. Also reason why most women in Greek mythology got mad. He couldn't keep it in his pants
Dumbass American: All Greeks believe in Zeus right? lol don't sacrifice me.

Me, your typical annoyed Greek: No, we don't, your just stupid.
by Histarvingimdad August 30, 2017
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Being Kidnapped by Zeus

What happens when you don’t eat enough fiber. Probably due to Greek food being high in fatty meats and sauces.

In Venture Brothers S4 E11 “Every Which Way but Zeus” as Billy Quiz Boy is being kidnapped by Zeus he screams for help and is told by Pete White that’s what happens when you don’t eat enough fiber.
After eating all that gyro meat I spent the rest of the evening being kidnapped by Zeus
by Dandy Dan the Candy Man October 2, 2021
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THE ZEUS

the Zeus originated from a discord GIF which has a big black man having intercourse with another man, with a filter on the black man which makes the eyes of the man look like they are shooting yellow lasers, with a caption saying "THE ZEUS."
"THE ZEUUSSS"

"I will get THE ZEUS to peg you"

"The Zeus Special Soft Serve tacos"
by bonaninines August 16, 2025
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zeus

zeus is very anti social who dosent enjoy goin out doors and hanging w others , he rather stay at home n watch sum gay ass tiktoks in bed , he dosent pick up after himself nor feed him self buu eats for like 3 , he enjoys watchin sum shit called anime , he fusses about every lil thing
person 1 : “ hey alexis n zeus les drink “

zeus : “ oh naw man “

person 1 : “ aw man how come
zeus : “ em tiktoks callin my name “
by slutz4life November 23, 2021
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the Zeus

This means that someone wasn't loyal in a relationship. It references the greek god of the sky, Zeus, who always cheated on his wife Hera, goddess of marriage*see what they did there?*, with other guys and gals.
"My boyfriend did the Zeus to me!!! He cheated on me"
by barcelonalocalwhore November 8, 2020
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Zeus Kill

a zeus kill is when a player in counter strike: global offensive kills someone with a Zeus x27 tazer.
“Dude, if you get a Zeus Kill this game I’ll buy you a case!”
by hynap December 27, 2024
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