Zeus

1)
(Verb)

To cause catastrophic problems for everyone one meets, whilst facing little to no consequences oneself.

2)
(Noun)

Greek god of the sky and, by extension, thunder. Known for consistently fucking everything up for pretty much everyone but himself.

1) Don't interact with him if you can help it, he'll Zeus everything up.

2) Zeus fucking sucks

by sewer r a t April 2, 2022

Zeus

The one that looks in the mirror and sees greatness.

Zeus was talking to himself (Narcissus) when he told himself you better watch yourself.

by The Original Agahnim November 7, 2021

stinky skeng cup of zeus

this is where one Zeus cums in a cup then proceeds to get a really black long skeng from the holiest of London gangsters swirls it around in the cup the penetrates himself with it and finally disembowels his target of choice with it the target is usually Luke Wilkinson

honestly i really don't know where you would use a stinky skeng cup of zeus

by megga miond January 31, 2022

Zeus

Zeus was always tring to discredit anything anybody but Zeus did or said, because Zeus wanted all their love for himself/herself, but never really gave anybody back anything. So one day people finally stood up to Zeus to let Zeus know they would take things from here, and that they no longer needed Zeus no matter how hard Zeus tried to convince them they did need him/her/it.

Zeus is a fictional character, just like the bible, heaven, hell, purgatory, angels, and demons are fiction, not fact.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

Being Kidnapped by Zeus

What happens when you don’t eat enough fiber. Probably due to Greek food being high in fatty meats and sauces.

In Venture Brothers S4 E11 “Every Which Way but Zeus” as Billy Quiz Boy is being kidnapped by Zeus he screams for help and is told by Pete White that’s what happens when you don’t eat enough fiber.

After eating all that gyro meat I spent the rest of the evening being kidnapped by Zeus

by Dandy Dan the Candy Man October 2, 2021

Zeus

The god that must have parroted back any thought any other god had, thus not allowing any thoughts to happen or rhythm to be found.

Zeus would parrot back the thoughts of everyone else, human or god, and would then turn around and claim it was everyone else trying to keep him from finding his rhythm or steal his thoughts or ideas.

by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021

Zeus

Zeus sounds a lot like the biblical version of God, the one designed to scare people into submission (to humans with more money than them, since gods aren't real).

Zeus sounds like a tyrant's tyrant, which is more of a human trait than any other living being.

by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021