Zeke

An inappropriate asshole and only cares about video games. Will be nice every once in 10-20 business days and then be inappropriate again. Never make friends with someone's named Zeke/Ezequiel

Did you know that Zeke just told Rosalina that he wants to bang her?

by Thatonedooryoupullinsteadofpus August 28, 2021

Zeke

It means 'gift of god' and 'the lord strengthens'. All in all a bad choice as a new name for any they/them who doesn't believe in god.

Damn Zeke is so fucking cool.
I wish I was Zeke, they're amazing.

by broglebitch September 4, 2021

Zeke

A poet, a writer, a singer, a guitarist, a thought provoker, a video maker, a funny guy.

Zeke is longing for his sun.

by Ayobroski February 11, 2025

Zeke

some short dude with long hair who loves eating and gaming. also has quite a few impressive talents

“do you think Zeke is peng?”

by LlamaWaffles November 23, 2021

Zeke

A person who knows that y’all been making these up or swiping to page 59 to find one you like. When in reality, we’ll know you ain’t like that.

How did Zeke know I went to page 59?

by Yallnosey November 23, 2021

Zeke moment

The moment you mess up so bad that the world stops to admire your stupidity.

A Zeke moment is when you fucked up a computer so bad that the teacher walked away

by A212389 June 18, 2023

zeke

Zeke is an amazing boyfriend ever he will make you laugh when you feel down and he will always make your day and he will stand by your side when ever you need him he is amazing boyfriend I love you him so much he is the sexiest man I’ve been with I love you his eyes and his smile he’s just like my best friend but me and him are dating and I love him so much.

Zeke is to nice he will always stick up for you im so lucky to have him I wish I was with him all the time.

by Amiahisgood February 23, 2023