Vermont

A place that doesnt exists. You only think it does because the government tells you it does
Vermont? What the fuck is a Vermont?
by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan March 24, 2022
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Vermont volleyball

To take a shit so girthy, it tears your anus- leaving you with severe psychological trauma and cracked porcelain.
"You didn't just lay an egg, you laid a Vermont volleyball!"
by Fhshxbdwvsgbfrbzjs December 11, 2023
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Vermont Lover

Someone who is secretly crazy.
"Did you see that cute little twink over there?"

"Yeah, but be careful. I heard he's a Vermont Lover"
by TheMasterOfWords September 11, 2020
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vermont splooge shooter

The action of partaking in sexual intercourse amongst another person of the same gender(tip to tip/anal). After said men have sex they splooge into each others bums, and then lay on their back as the other little
slut jumps up and down on his hairy stomach. with that being said the force of the jump will shoot the load/load(s) out of the rim at light speeds leaving a large splooge stain on whatever may be in the line of fire. this may lead the what we would call a prolapse. that is when your asshole falls out of your ass essentially.
i can’t wait to give his son kleedon paleel a vermont splooge shooter next time i see him
by YeountYeount April 22, 2024
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Vermont

An imaginary state that doesn't exist and never will
like who even actually lives here
P1: "have you guys ever been to vermont"
P2:"wtf is a vermont"
P3:"a place in pennsylvania i think"
by radical_arson93 March 19, 2021
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