Brown Trenching

to begin fooling around with a female then when the pants come off you unexpectedly find that she has a very shitty ass crack, it doesnt bother the male and he commences to have anal sex

Doyle: "Dude oh my god, the other night I got that girl from the bar back to my apartment and found out she was Brown Trenching."

Brad: " Oh god man that is gross... What did you do?"

Doyle: " What do you mean gross??!!??"

by HansardSD July 13, 2010

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Trench Gooch

Like trench foot, but for your gooch if you're wading around waist deep in trench water

"Oh man, catch a whiff of my trench gooch!"

by bowsersgoochcrust January 11, 2021

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Trench FAce

Trench face occurs after at least four days of no sleep and 18 grams of mephedrone or 3 grams of NRG-1. Victims believe that the outside world is the battle of the somme and that their eyeballs have turned into penises.

Hey man your penis eyeballed anus-hole has major trench face.

dude, i havent seen you for a few days, your face is super-trenched!

by Trench-kil April 27, 2010

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