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stuart

stuart has a HUGE dick
someone"dude have you seen stuart?"
someone(1) "ya dude but i saw his dick first
by vicky2.0 April 20, 2022
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Stuart

Stuart is a person with a extremely small penis.
Stuart…Is it in yet? I can’t feel it….
by @hsiaisb4 November 22, 2021
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Stuart butchers

A nob gobbling cock swabbler! A man who can fit more cocks in his mouth than all pornstars combined! An arsehole like the channel tunnel and a throat to match!
Fuck me Stuart butchers is a stinker nob gobbling cock swabbler!

Stuart Butchers fucks slot of men
by The conch shell November 23, 2018
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Stuart Bright

"Stuart Bright was with Robert again today"
by StirlingBrightIsGay2 February 9, 2020
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Stuart

A stuart: noun another term for a peadophile not usually very nice and own the shack with Ben the dog the sworn oath owner
#1 yo rked some Stuart followed me last night

Guy #2 did he take you to the shack
by Rstephenbro July 22, 2019
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Stuart

A handsome man that not only knows his way around the kitchen but knows his way around in the sack. He’s quite handy with tools and can stack the dimes when welding. He has a swagger when walking due to his catch of the day trophy trouser trout.
I’d let that Stuart take me fishing without a lake any day.
by Baja Stu November 23, 2021
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Jaimie Stuart

The act of striking someone in the back of the head after they accidentally threw a harmless soft toy at you.
Only applicable if you have a massive ego to compensate for your micropenis.
Bro #1 - “Bro that dude just accidentally threw a soft toy at your head
Bro #2 - “Bro hold my rum; I’m going to Jaimie Stuart that cunt
by LD666 July 12, 2024
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