Beef Shield

When a woman cockblocks someone.

Dude, that I was hitting on that woman and she totally through up the Beef Shield.

by chrico031 May 5, 2015

shield bash

1. A lesbian sex style.
2. What lesbians do when intoxicated.

"i was watching this porno and these 2 girls were shield bashing"

by king ralf September 6, 2004

meat shield

n.
A character in a tactics rpg, i.e. Fire Emblem, who is disarmed and used to distract enemies without inflicting damage or gaining significant exp.
v.
To act as a meat shield.

1.
Fire Emblem Noob: Hey, I got a paladin! Sweet!
Fire Emblem Expert: Take his weapons and set him in front of the lord. Otherwise he'll steal your experience.
2.
Noob: I'm ready to fight!
Captain: Go meat shield a sniper, why don't you?!

by Masaki July 26, 2006

skeet shield

a rag or paper with a hole in the middle of it to stick your dick into and protect your clothes or skin as your skeet shots everywhere.

yo man did that skeet shield work last night or did u get covered in cum ?

by #1 weed smoker of america sun August 20, 2009

Roman Shield

The act of shitting on one's chest while receiving oral sex.

Cousin of the Cleveland Steamer.

I can be a Spartan for Halloween after my woman gives me a Roman Shield.

by The Fondant Family May 30, 2008

Nerd Shields

Eyewear, specifically when they interfere with the action of kissing. The name refers to the awesome level of extreme nerdiness that is achieved when two people's glasses clink together while trying to orchestrate a kiss.

(moving in for a kiss) "Clink"
"Oh sorry, let me remove my nerd shields"
"Yes, I will remove mine as well"
"There we go"
"Much Better"

by Bunny Carrotstick January 11, 2009

Deflector shield

In Sci-Fi, most notably Star Wars, deflector shields are energy fields that could protect starships, battle stations, ground-based structures, and even armies from enemy assault. (Wookieepedia).
The term may also be used as a substitute for the word "condom".

Ben: Hey, Luke! I heard you fucked Melissa last night. Did you have protection?
Luke: U kidding? I switched all power to the front deflector shield.

by R0-GR40 June 19, 2018