Sandal socks

Panty dropping socks with sandals looking design

Did you see daddy Austin with his sexy sandal socks

by Mcnigerianthegoat August 31, 2016

side sandal

When you are walking, and your ankle turns to the side. You either look ridiculus or you fall on your ass.
-needed a word to describe this unfortunate situation.

When you see a woman in high shoes and she does not step right and her ankle rolls to the ouside.

by Erin Brown March 31, 2004

pet sandal

say fuck it and get a pet sandal

bro i just got a pet sandal

by retarded crusader August 8, 2020

captain sandals

A bartender who wears sandals and jeans, is obsessed with turning the televisions ever so slightly, and can not let you drink a beer without a coaster. He also sits with hot girls after his shifts and asks them if they want a drink, goes behind the bar to get them, and then he puts it on their tab. Big Dave Matthews fan.

Oh no, there's a coaster under my pitcher if beer, is captain sandals working?

by bangedyourmom69 January 18, 2017

sandal payoff

1. When a story that seems off topic ends up relating to the current topic of discussion.

2. When a story that at first seems long and uninteresting ends up having a conclusion that is ridiculous in contrast.

After all that i can't believe his story had Sandal Payoff.

by Daveco Inc July 25, 2008

fastabend's sandals

A fastabend's sandals

A fastabend's sandals is when you remove the footwear of a homeless man and repeatedly conduct a rigorous moisturising regime until you nurse dirty mike and the boys back to a healthy happy herd of tramps with fantastic chiropody.

by Amundy90 December 9, 2015

Salamander sandals

Shoes

Bitches think I’m pimping in linen and salamander sandals

by anonymous March 1, 2022