Reuben

A guy who is most likely to go all in too quickly and bite you at the back of a cinema during the new bond film. he tends to be petty and stubborn, even if its his own downfall. long story short - don't date a Reuben

"What's that mark on your neck?

"Oh, Reuben got hungry"
"what a cannibal!"

by imgaynowbcofhim:) March 14, 2022

Reuben

a name for boys who are gay and have no sense. they have 14 inch dick and penetrate atleast 50 big black women a day and 1 snowbunny a week

Josh: What is a gay name
Ethan: Reuben is a name for gay spaztics

by hdhxbdhdisbs December 16, 2023

Reuben

hes annoyinh as fuvk but somehow you'll still love him and be most comfortable around him

reuben is the sweetest asshole i know

by princesslut September 7, 2022

Reuben

Reuben is a guy who likes the colour blue a lot and is usually lactose-intolerant. Often have Brownish-Blondish hair and blue eyes.

Wait that guys name is Barry Breadsticks..? He looks like a Reuben tbh.

by Huzzbungo September 8, 2021

Reuben and kai

Always close and piss about together if you meet a Reuben and Kai you will know that they must be best friends

Human1:them two lads over there look like they are close.
Human2:they are probably called Reuben and kai

by Kainapple45 July 1, 2019

Reuben

Stupidest person on earth, also a big simp.

“Reuben likes me, ew 🤬”

by By: Maddi M :) January 31, 2022

Reuben

Sponge Bob

Omg it’s “Reuben”!!!!

by Whalgan April 26, 2021