pork sword

a penis, cock, dick, etc

friend 1: yo remember that girl bucko from school?

friend 2: yeah bro i remember her why?

friend 1: well she came over my house and sucked my pork sword saturday night

friend 2: you lucky bastard! figures you get your dick sucked b4 i do.

by MeEzY the mane January 17, 2009

Pork scratching

When a guy gets the perfect pinch, roll, scratch technique in just the right spot on his balls. This is the greatest pleasure a man can feel.

Omg yes I just got the best pork scratching

by Lord McCready October 9, 2020

Pork Fort

In college, when a bed is un-lofted, and the extra supports are used to make a box around the bed. The box is covered with a blanket.

All the neighbors think my roommate's pork fort is so cool. They all want to use it.

by Cletus Marcellus Klump December 16, 2010

Pork Shovel

Similar to meat hammer with more of a shoveling motion.

I got caught Pork Shoveling your mom's trench last night!

by Awesom-O078485 April 24, 2009

Pork whistle

Can refer to a penis or potentially a blow job

Hey, Gertrude played my pork whistle last night.
Or
Dang, I got kicked right in the pork whistle!

by Gretchen63 November 6, 2018

No Porking Way

When you are feeling "Wowed" about something that astonished you!!!!!!!!
(In extreme situations the "G" will disappear then will become "NO PORKIN WAY"..also can be explained with three pig emojis 🐷🐷🐷)

Kyle : "do you eat cardboard"
Dad: "No porking way"
Kyle: "yes porking way"

by Noporkingway.com November 8, 2019

pork pogment

when somebody you know is acting gay or very highkey homo and you want to let them know but quietly.

“bro he’s got as fuck.”
“how pork pogment of you”

by porkpogment July 3, 2019