The act of sexually assaulting a person, animal, or object with your fist. This usually consists of a persons fist entering the anal cavity of an unwilling party with ferocious momentum.
Samuel L Jackson has muppet punched his way through every movie he has ever been in.
Your mom loves when I muppet punch her.
Your mom loves when I muppet punch her.
by Sensual disfunction May 12, 2016
Get the muppet punchmug. A meth muppet is a female that has lost all of her teeth from years of meth abuse, but refuses to wear dentures, or come to terms with the fact that she looks like a muppet when she smiles.....
'' OMG did you see that skank on aisle 3?'' bitch walking around wal-mart with her fake ass coach bag at 2a.m, smiling, she looks like a str8 meth muppet.....
by lillithangel June 3, 2014
Get the meth muppetmug. The act of inserting your arm (elbows deep), dressed in Elmo attire (naturally) into one's anus whilst've being in hunched position; to be tickled into uprght position with said hand.
by BEBOFA.NUTZ February 16, 2017
Get the Rusty Muppetmug. Dude! Damn! There's this new invention called scissors - get a pair and trim those Muppet Ears - you are scaring the girls....disgusting!
by B. Hanback July 23, 2009
Get the Muppet Earsmug. An english slang phrase meaning someone is completely useless, or has just done something foolish. Often used in a good natured manner.
by OverEngineer December 8, 2005
Get the total muppetmug. by newky2k May 22, 2006
Get the Muppet Fuckmug. by Evil Jedi July 20, 2006
Get the ass muppetmug.