Jake

He’s the best person ever… No long explanation needed, he is the G.O.A.T

Juan: Yo, you know Jake?
Jerry: That guy is amazingness

by Tricycle Boat Penis123 June 28, 2021

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Jake

Jake is a very soft person who does not want to get in trouble and is a huge snowflake. He is often called "Charmin" by his friends.

"Jake you are a snowflake!"

by yo man its chicken bread March 30, 2020

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Jake

A person usually 13-21 who blindly follows trends and popular stuff, they tend to make fun of people who don’t. They have an over exaggerated sense of self worth and typically act like douche bags. They are very insecure and about themselves and are desperate for attention.

Oh yeah he’s such a Jake, he acts like he’s the shit when really he’s a huge pussy. He told me he only listens to rap music and wears white shoes because it’s popular and actually doesn’t like either of those things. He was making fun of someone with his friends the other day for no apparent reason.

by Furry furry rabbit August 23, 2023

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jaked

to be really high or drunk. Or to just be completly unfoucused, as if there are three people speaking directly to you, and you are busy starring at your hands.

hey john are you alright.(huh???)
Dude your jaked.
haha i went to lala land with pepe and chichi

by J-bowz June 11, 2006

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Jake

Well, to start off, he'll be the best friend you'll ever have. He'll always be there for you when you need someone. He's very caring,fun, and outgoing. He likes to do crazy stuff with his friends. Always looks on the brightside and is barely down. He'll make you feel special.

Female 1:Hey, is that Jake?

Female 2:Yea!

Female 1:I dare you to say hi to him!

Female 2:but I'm too shy..

Female 1:Fine, I'll say it then.

~~~

Female 1:Hi Jake!! :)

Jake:Heyy. :D

Female 1:**Faints**

Jake:Woaaah, did I do something??

BAM, she just fangirled until she fainted.

by JenMatrixx December 4, 2013

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