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Illuminati

people claiming to possess special enlightenment or knowledge of something.
"some mysterious standard known only to the illuminati}

of the organization"
dude:1 why are we acting like zombies around this pyramid

dude:2 illuminati
by Handled22 July 17, 2019
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Illuminati

A Dorito chip that went rogue and gained supernatural abilities to brainwash the masses of people. Due to this, it has caused many victims to make religions based off the supernatural Dorito chip, worshipping it, and went as far to blame many unexplained events in history onto the Dorito chip, also claiming that some brainwashed victims turned into reptiles. Some people even put it as an image on the back of the dollar bill, as a remembrance of the Dorito chip's bravery to think for itself. Later, many called the chip the Illuminati.
Brainwashed victim: The president is a friggin reptile because of the Illuminati!!!!
Another person: *crunch crunch* mmmm, cheesy chip.
by BobWade1234 April 24, 2022
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The Illuminati

The historical group known as the Bavarian “Illuminati” was a secret society founded on May 1st, 1776, in the Electorate of Bavaria. The society had stated goals including the opposition of religious and superstitious influences on public life, and fighting abuses of state power. Alongside Freemasonry, they were later outlawed in Bavaria by edict. Since then, the term is used to reference many groups that claim either direct or indirect lineage from the original Illuminati, as well as Freemasons and other groups under that umbrella.
Read the following to the tune of the chorus of “Shape of You” by Ed Sheeran:

I know a place that’s new,

Where reptilians butt-fuck Jews,

Alex Jones is up in there too,

It’s the Illuminati,

Last night they were snorting glue,

Until their faces turned bright blue,

I think I saw David Icke up in there too,

It’s the Illuminati,

Ooieooieooieooie,

It’s the Illuminati,

Ooieooieooieooie,

It’s the Illuminati,

Ooieooieooieooie,

It’s the Illuminati,

Everyday cooking up something brand new,

And now they’re gonna target you!
by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025
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Stoned Illuminati

Hey I got that fire exotic from Stoned Illuminati!
by ThirdEyeHoz November 9, 2023
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Illuminati

me: oh a triangle
guy1: ILLUMINATI
guy2: thats one heck of a sneaky boi

Basic Math vs One Sneaky Boi
by Eb0t March 8, 2018
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Illuminati

Illuminati, designation in use from the 15th century, assumed by or applied to various groups of persons who claimed to be unusually enlightened. The word is the plural of the Latin illuminatus (“revealed” or “enlightened”).
OMG IS THAT ILLUMINATI!
by Pineapple Hairs June 25, 2020
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illuminati

by Big Puffball May 8, 2022
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