The act of taking a legitimate workplace abbreviation or acronym and turning it into a phrase that is nonsensical purely for the sake of a good hearted laugh that is victimless.
by ILoveMondays July 24, 2023
Get the Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathingmug. A former organization from the last century, consisting of scientists that wanted to escape from the (at the time) strictly religious outside world. After science became a subject to freely discuss in public without danger, the Illuminati disbanded.
Its name was based on the verb 'to illuminate', due to the members of the former group seeking enlightenment about the world.
In recent years, people started claiming that the Illuminati is some sort of conspiracy order/deity rising to, if not already at, total control of the world.
Said people also claimed the eye within a triangle (the Owl's Eye) found on dollar bills is an "All seeing eye", that is found within any shape that could be seen as a triangle, or anything that could end up with 3 (due to triangles having three sides), no matter how indirect.
Its name was based on the verb 'to illuminate', due to the members of the former group seeking enlightenment about the world.
In recent years, people started claiming that the Illuminati is some sort of conspiracy order/deity rising to, if not already at, total control of the world.
Said people also claimed the eye within a triangle (the Owl's Eye) found on dollar bills is an "All seeing eye", that is found within any shape that could be seen as a triangle, or anything that could end up with 3 (due to triangles having three sides), no matter how indirect.
Conspiracy theorist: "Illuminati is everywhere! It's controlling us all!"
Random bystander: "Not sure if that guy is desperately trying to be funny, or actually stupid."
Random bystander: "Not sure if that guy is desperately trying to be funny, or actually stupid."
by Bellum in Veritas March 11, 2017
Get the Illuminatimug. by Eb0t March 8, 2018
Get the Illuminatimug. The historical group known as the Bavarian “Illuminati” was a secret society founded on May 1st, 1776, in the Electorate of Bavaria. The society had stated goals including the opposition of religious and superstitious influences on public life, and fighting abuses of state power. Alongside Freemasonry, they were later outlawed in Bavaria by edict. Since then, the term is used to reference many groups that claim either direct or indirect lineage from the original Illuminati, as well as Freemasons and other groups under that umbrella.
Read the following to the tune of the chorus of “Shape of You” by Ed Sheeran:
I know a place that’s new,
Where reptilians butt-fuck Jews,
Alex Jones is up in there too,
It’s the Illuminati,
Last night they were snorting glue,
Until their faces turned bright blue,
I think I saw David Icke up in there too,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Everyday cooking up something brand new,
And now they’re gonna target you!
I know a place that’s new,
Where reptilians butt-fuck Jews,
Alex Jones is up in there too,
It’s the Illuminati,
Last night they were snorting glue,
Until their faces turned bright blue,
I think I saw David Icke up in there too,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Everyday cooking up something brand new,
And now they’re gonna target you!
by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025
Get the The Illuminatimug. 
by ThirdEyeHoz November 9, 2023
Get the Stoned Illuminatimug. Illuminati, designation in use from the 15th century, assumed by or applied to various groups of persons who claimed to be unusually enlightened. The word is the plural of the Latin illuminatus (“revealed” or “enlightened”).
OMG IS THAT ILLUMINATI!
by Pineapple Hairs June 25, 2020
Get the Illuminatimug.