illuminati

Group of health care workers , primarily in medical imaging , that work the weekend graveyard shift and have superhuman abilities and uncanny talents. They are well versed in the art of shenanigans and are experts and masters of facilitating morning drinking , numerous potlucks , opportunities for massive food consumption and happy hours on off days. They are often off the grid but are great . communicators and get along with everyone. They often use the code brew text to summon each other in times of stress and difficulty.

“The hospital is too busy right now and I think I’m deteriorating fast. Time to get the iilluminati together and call a code brew. “

by Filipino Leprechaun July 22, 2025

illuminati jerk

when you want to have a circle jerk but there’s only you and 2 other mates so you have to have a triangle shaped jerk

I can’t believe that the other lads bailed on us, i guess you, me, and our other mate will have to have an illuminati jerk.

by briandavisbouttanut October 21, 2017

ILLUMINATI

Jordinly Renee Barker and Jesus Herod Christ as the one world government of the future. They're GOD together male and female 1 god (Jordinly is Jesus Christ). They're also basically every celebrity that exists and PLEIADIAN starseeds. I know and believe that this is a gift from Jesus to his wife. His wife is very nice and included everybody by making it the one world government. Coming Soon is what they say.

The Illuminati secret has been exposed!

by Anonymous.411 May 15, 2023

The Illuminati

The historical group known as the Bavarian “Illuminati” was a secret society founded on May 1st, 1776, in the Electorate of Bavaria. The society had stated goals including the opposition of religious and superstitious influences on public life, and fighting abuses of state power. Alongside Freemasonry, they were later outlawed in Bavaria by edict. Since then, the term is used to reference many groups that claim either direct or indirect lineage from the original Illuminati, as well as Freemasons and other groups under that umbrella.

Read the following to the tune of the chorus of “Shape of You” by Ed Sheeran:

I know a place that’s new,

Where reptilians butt-fuck Jews,

Alex Jones is up in there too,

It’s the Illuminati,

Last night they were snorting glue,

Until their faces turned bright blue,

I think I saw David Icke up in there too,

It’s the Illuminati,

Ooieooieooieooie,

It’s the Illuminati,

Ooieooieooieooie,

It’s the Illuminati,

Ooieooieooieooie,

It’s the Illuminati,

Everyday cooking up something brand new,

And now they’re gonna target you!

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025

Illuminati

A Dorito chip that went rogue and gained supernatural abilities to brainwash the masses of people. Due to this, it has caused many victims to make religions based off the supernatural Dorito chip, worshipping it, and went as far to blame many unexplained events in history onto the Dorito chip, also claiming that some brainwashed victims turned into reptiles. Some people even put it as an image on the back of the dollar bill, as a remembrance of the Dorito chip's bravery to think for itself. Later, many called the chip the Illuminati.

Brainwashed victim: The president is a friggin reptile because of the Illuminati!!!!
Another person: *crunch crunch* mmmm, cheesy chip.

by BobWade1234 April 24, 2022

Illuminati

Illuminati, designation in use from the 15th century, assumed by or applied to various groups of persons who claimed to be unusually enlightened. The word is the plural of the Latin illuminatus (“revealed” or “enlightened”).

OMG IS THAT ILLUMINATI!

by Pineapple Hairs June 25, 2020

Illuminati

One Sneaky Boi

me: oh a triangle
guy1: ILLUMINATI
guy2: thats one heck of a sneaky boi

Basic Math vs One Sneaky Boi

by Eb0t March 8, 2018