Hippos mOuth

Una vagina maxima

My little sis just told me she went to a vagamarama at her uni at the weekend and one of the chicks got way pissed on cider and flashed a hippos mouth dude ......

by Dr Elephantus December 14, 2010

Sloppy hippo

Bangin a fat beast under water

One night I got super drunk and did a sloppy hippo, and woke up the next morning with pond scum on my ballsack

by Animal tamer June 19, 2017

hippo tits

a large man with enormous moo-bags (aka tits), in which make him look like a pleasantly fat mound of play-doh

"good lord! check out fuckin hippo tits eating small children."

boobs mantits moo hippo tits playdoh mound lard whale cow

by Fruity-NinjaTurtle March 12, 2014

skinny hippo

A person transformed by weight loss into a better version of themselves.

Well your just a skinny hippo aren't you!

by McKnight_89 June 1, 2018

crying hippo

When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire

When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire: Gertrude I can't be with you cuz when I don't wanna fuck your crusty ass you will be a crying hippo. Can be used as a gerund ( English 10 )

by Sexy vegan muff cabbage July 5, 2016

Happy Hippos

A German treat that is pretty much a biscuit shaped like a hippopotamus with white and dark chocolate filling and chocolate sprinkles.

My mother went to World Market and got some Happy Hippos.

by EmeraldCat September 8, 2013

hippo jiggler

a product containing a hippo that involves a power cord to plug in and have the hippo start making its flab shake or jiggle this can be used for entertainment or to play on.

Karen- Hmm tv is boring.
Jessy- Hey! how about we go use my new hippo jiggler!
Karen- Sure! i love those things i could just watch them jiggle all day :)

by The hippo queen :) December 31, 2009