guilt-slap

The feeling you get when you ignore a stupid facebook post or share (like/share/ etc. if you're against bullying/abuse/sex/cancer/anything). The feeling remains the same even after you realize that liking a picture doesn't help anything

Annoying Facebook Person: OMG like this post if you're against bullies I know 99% of you won't cuz you're too cool <3

Sane Facebook User: Liking the picture doesn't do anything about bullying, but that damn guilt-slap stings

by badassjediskier August 20, 2012

V6 Guilt

V6 Guilt is the description of the reasons a v6 muscle car owner will give as to why they didn’t get the v8 version of their car

“Hey man why didn’t you get a V8?” “Oh I got it because of the better fuel economy, it looks cool and it’s still faster than the 1970s v8s were!”

“Ah so I see you have V6 Guilt”

by The smart car owner 69 January 11, 2021

Green Guilt

The overwhelming aversion to throwing away cans or plastic when there is not a recycling bin nearby.

I finished the bottled water I had but, my green guilt had me carrying it around all day.

by ravenlocks April 19, 2010

Guilt Fishing

A manipulative tactic in which a person (typically a straight male) uses guilt tripping and emotional blackmail to attract (or "fish" for) a romantic partner by abusing the potential victim's sense of empathy and making the victim constantly pity the person who is manipulating them. (otherwise known as the "fisher")

Damian: "No one loves me. I'm so lonely because I have no one to hold, please give me a chance or I'll kill myself. #loner #single #depressed"

Hannah: "Stop guilt fishing on Myspace and get professional help."

by Ghost_Chiaki March 27, 2021

guilt sweat

The little drop of sweat that dramatically and comically shoots off the side of your face when you’re doing something that maybe you’re not supposed to be doing.

Emily: I just ate an entire container of rocky road straight out of the tub!
Alan: Ah, that explains the guilt sweat!

by A. Hedgerow February 22, 2021

glove guilt

when you're working with sensitive materials (chemistry, food prep, biohzards, etc.) and you repeatedly fuck up when putting on/using your disposable gloves so that you go through half a box in 5 minutes and you feel guilty about wasting resources

"there would always be some residue that would sublime its way through the tape and so it would get on your gloves, and then your gloves would smell like it until you replace them, and after you replace your gloves like five times, you feel a bit of glove guilt, so this is another really annoying stupid compound"

- That Chemist, "Which chemical do I hate the most," 14:01

by k992 September 26, 2023

guilt goblins

These are pesky little monsters who try to induce feelings of guilt or self loathing. They normally arrive the morning after a very heavy night out.

"I was so fucked last night - can't remember anything - I'm laying in bed surrounded by guilt goblins and bad news bears"

by MajorTrouble August 27, 2013