guilt couture

Clothing that is given as a gift to you as a gift from family. It usually consists of some type of fruity colored sweater, a hand knit accessory, or other item you would never wear. But because you love the person who gives it to you, and you don't want to make them feel bad, you wear it out of guilt.

Kid: Thanks for this bright orange sweater grandma.
Grandma: your welcome sonny, I knit it all myself. How 'bout you try it on for me.
Kid: Sure grandma thanks a bunch.
(later...)
Kids friend: What's up with the gay sweater? it looks like a stylish piece of guilt couture.

by Webster 2.0 October 4, 2009

pirate's guilt

The feeling of wrongness one feels when accepting something from a vendor for free/ payment optional where the person would otherwise be perfectly fine taking it from a third party for nothing.

"Hey man I looked up that album you told me about on the bay and couldn't find it."

"Why not get it from their site? It won't cost you anything."

"It's, I dunno, the principal of the thing, y'know, it's..."

"Pirate's guilt?"

"Aye."

by Boabby the barman July 14, 2014

Drinkers guilt

When you wake up after a night of drinking and feel guilty about your behavior the night before.

"Yo, I went out last night and slapped a midget. I got serious drinkers guilt!"

by PapaRegs December 8, 2013

water guilt

Extremely hungover

My gal came back from the club and I was like, "Mate your gonna have major water guilt tomorrow..."

by Safeshapes May 15, 2015

Guilt tabs

When you have a web browser open for weeks/months on end and a stack of tabs build up on the left which need to be read properly, in sobriety and daylight but the dank clickbait memes keep taking over and distracting you. Closing them is impossible, you will read them one day!

Jon's all out of RAM - he's got a serious case of guilt tabs building on. He's spending all his time on Reddit.

by shangrula August 25, 2016

Guilt dick

When a guy can't get all the way hard because he subconsciously feels guilty because he shouldn't be doing it (Example- The girl is too drunk , has feelings for him when he doesn't, Or is in a relationship)

I promised her it would be worth it but once I got there I just had that guilt dick .

by Anothaone December 9, 2016

Snooze Guilt

That horrible feeling of shame and regret that descends upon a person, often who has Snooze Syndrome, when they finally get out of bed following repeated snoozing (usually more than four snoozes). The guilt is typically amplified because it is coming immediately after the wonderful feeling of euphoria from the snoozing itself.

John: Why are you so down?

Jane: I was in bed on my 12th snooze and feeling so nice and snuggly. Then I finally got up and now I am in a bad mood.

John: Sound like you have a bad case of snooze guilt.

Jane: Piss off.

by dalain August 10, 2012