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Newsom's Gambit

A gambit used when democracy is about to fall to an encroaching dictatorship. Named after Gavin Newsom, who is using this gambit to push back Velveeta Voldemort's rigging of the 2026 midterms.
Did you hear about Newsom's Gambit? It saved America!
by LightRemembered August 23, 2025
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The Gambit

The gambit is a is such a high level sex move that it is a transcendant level. It involves you, a magician, and yo bitch. The magician will pull out a heat-seeking ball-gag, throw it in the air, and lock it in yo bitch mouf'. She will then be tied up by magic snakes and the magician will then pull out a deck of cards that automatically aimbot in to the girls asshole. You will then proceed to throw the magic cards into her anus, and after it has reached the gaping width, height, and circumference able to fit 2 fully grown adult racoons/ 8 baby racoons, and then proceed to drink the potion from the magician that makes your dick multiply by 9, you will then fuck the ever-living trump out of her until she builds a wall of shit and then the curtain unveils a crowd that has been watching the entire time.
Tyrone: I gave my little white ho, The Gambit last night. Her asshole had to get stitches.
Tyree: Damn nigga, you had that hydra dih.
Tyrone: Damn right Nigga, you know I stay Shwanging that thang.
by Stormomen7700 November 13, 2025
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The Prick’s Gambit

And here, class, you see a prime example of the Prick’s Gambit.
by Witchdoctor4two0 December 22, 2025
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Xanatos gambit

A scheme in which all podsible outcomes benefit the mastermind in one way or another. Named after the villain david xanatos from the show gorgoyles
Hero: you lost. I deactivated the doomsday device!

Villain: you fool. You fell for the old xanatos gambit as i labeled the device "cancer curing mschine" and now everyone hates you and defends me!
by Ray_witch December 23, 2025
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Latch’s Gambit

When someone does or says something so stupid, that you know a real human possessing a functioning brain could not possibly have done it organically. Therefore the only possibility can be the aforementioned act of stupidity must be an attempt at rage bait.
Nah no way you just did that dumbass shit bro, that’s Latch’s Gambit, it has to be.
by Bignastywordmaster April 19, 2025
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Brooks' Gambit

Shitting in a public restroom with the door open for the erotic thrill
by badabingxyz April 20, 2025
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loser's gambit

Loser's gambit is often associated with gambling in casinos, however, it can be applied to competitive online games as well, along with difficult games; whereas a player is on a losing streak, and overall having a bad time, so they feel obligated to play matches/get killed in game until winning.

Not to be confused with regular "try and try again" philosophy, as having a loser's gambit is often after being tilted (aka raging) and losing one's composure.
Example 1:
Player:"Man, I could've sworn i won that last game i played before i went to bed!"
Player's Friend:"Dude, you were having a loser's gambit and played until 3am, that's not healthy or normal..."

Example 2:
Player: "phew, glad i took time to untilt and come back to that boss later, otherwise i would've lost it."
Player's Friend:"yeah, haha, would've been a loser's gambit if you did."
by Feeler Peeler July 6, 2023
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