the egg

my friend maria. when i got her phone number i called her "maria the egg" in my phone cos i already had a maria in my phone. dunno why, but the nick name stuck. she doesnt like it...
maria the egg
"WHERES THE EGG??"
by salamahol January 11, 2004
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egg

A person who is white on the outside and yellow on the inside. A male example of an egg would be Albert Einstein because of his intellectual abilities. A female example of an egg would be Pam Beesly from The Office because she is submissive, friendly, compliant and introverted. Cadbury Creme Egg would be a more accurate term to give an intelligent black man or sweet/feminine black woman as they are often mistakenly referred to as oreos. Female eggs and CCE's used to be common but have been vanishing since the 1960's, CCE's at an even faster rate.
I guess it's better to be a doormat egg than a loud, rude and vulgar byotch.
by what's it to you May 4, 2008
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eggs

equivilent to "not it" when someone asks "whos going to to be the designated driver tonight?" everyone calls out eggs, and the last person to do so gets stuck with the dirty task.
by hmmm August 26, 2003
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Egg

An "Egg" is a story, guide, "how to" guide, etc. that is written by any member of RottenEggs.com. For instance, many members write stories about exploring underground sewers, guides on pulling pranks, and "how to" guides on building bombs, etc.
Some famous Eggs are:
Warboat Series
Continue the Story
by Dead Head July 24, 2005
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EGG

Short for Evil Goat Gene found by M-Tech. The gene responsible for the malicious behaviour portrayed by goats.
The EGG was found at the scene of the MURDER.
by Gamblor February 20, 2003
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egg

v. 1.) to flatulate or expel intesinal gasses from the anus; to fart.

adj. 1.) used to describe an object (usually a person) as bad or of low quality.
"My roomate just shat in a pizza box. He's egg."

"God you're so egg!"

"Did you just egg?....yeah."
by Terrence Ramholt November 20, 2003
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egg

This is a word wrongly defined by many people. It is actually a misspelling of the word gegg, which means to leap backwards into a hole whilst watching a snail race. It has come to mean a roundish thing commonly laid by a chicken, but this is WRONG!!!!!!!!!!
"Did you see John gegg then?"
"That was top-notch gegging!"

NOT

"Oooh, look at that chicken laying an egg. I might just scramble it!"
by TheGeggMaster May 2, 2005
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