Put a Door In

v. - a solution which is oversimplified to the point that it becomes nonsensical. Often presented as a brilliant idea by someone who wishes to appear knowledgeable when they actually know the least about the subject.

Dorthu: "I'm having trouble seamlessly streaming levels in this game."
Gabe: "Just put a door in."

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Tom: "Dude, instead of paying to get my car fixed, I'm just gonna use some duct tape."
John: "Way to put a door in."

by Dorthu June 2, 2009

Doors and Fours

Combination of Doriden & Tylenol w/ Codeine #4. Produces a high akin to Heroin.

Back in the day we would get prescriptions for Doors and Fours.

by Christian Emde December 27, 2007

Door Job

A Door job is a sex move used by lonely men, trying to get thrills but shoveing there penis into a door, and constantly slamming it. When the penis is red and bleeding it provides satisfaction. Most men prefer to hire a hooker to grease the hinges of the door, to make slamming faster and more effective. From this point on you might require laser surgery to fix , broken bones in the Pelvis area.

Brian: Hey Jake why are you going for Penis Surgery again?

Jake:I think im addicted to Door jobs.......

by BrianRingo July 11, 2010

Door charge

The $20 minimum that one seems to spend each time one leaves one's front door.

John: Hey Joe, it's a beautiful day, why don't we go out and do something?

Joe: Can't. Don't want to pay the door charge.

by AYYFRON July 27, 2010

gay door

A door that leads to a room of homosexuality

Hey, is he queer?
Looks like he went through a gay door

by Mamadonlikeme April 20, 2018

Creaky door

When a women's vagina hasn't had any sexual intercourse or pleasure for a while.

'I haven't had any sexual pleasure since Dave, it's starting to become a creaky door'

by Emzo19 May 13, 2016

door breaker

the big angry idiot person that breaks things when upset
"he's a door breaker alright"

a childish workplace tantrum resulting in property damage

too old to live in the frat house, too strong for the office door

and chases down his co-worker then breaks open a door to keep chasing him
"did you see him?" "i heard something go bang, now the door is bent open."
"too bad man, that guy upstairs is a real door breaker."

by bluedogone November 22, 2013