dad

bruh my dad gone lmao

dad: leaves
me: epic

by shaggyfromurdadshouse January 11, 2019

Dad

The absence of matter.

Matter that is not there.

Something that is not a part of your existence.

Hey Dad,

*No Response*

by PeePeeMaster I steal your dick December 9, 2021

Dad

Rude-careless-grumpy

Me:*goes to sleep late*
Dad in the morning: "WAKE YOUR A** UP RIGHT NOW" YOUR NOT DOING THIS SHIT HERE" GO TO YOUR MOMS YOU LOST CAUSE!!!"

by anonymous January 12, 2022

dad

gone

Dad never came home after getting the milk. gone, forever.

by yourlocalmcdonalds July 1, 2021

Dad

Someone who leaves you before you're born.

Me: my dad is gone.

by DadIsGone November 15, 2018

dad

the guy that tells you he’s going to wal-mart ... but the line was very long

me at 2: mom where daddy?
mom: daddy went to the store
me at 30: that was one line in wal-mart

by daddythatleft101 January 15, 2019

dad

he left me

please help me find my dad he left me when I was six and we were playing hide and seek

by Skully_iF November 7, 2016