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Captain Brit of the 21st Century

A misled person who thinks that all muslims are immigrants. He doesn't know that most muslims live peacefully in their home countries and sometimes get invaded by others including Brits.
Captain Brit of the 21st Century is a fool who cannot see beyond his nose
by definer of fools November 14, 2007
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once you go brit you never quit

let me break it down for you: once you go brit you never quit, basically british guys have it all. amazingly good looking, sexy accents, and huge dicks!
jane: "i went to the U.K. to work on my accent and I got ripped open by huge british dicks."

emily: "i could have told you that, once you go brit you never quit."

jane: "i know! i'll never fuck anyone besides british men again! their dicks are so huge!"
by 76sixty March 3, 2008
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Brit

A scary monster famous for having crooked and yellow teeth, these beasts also refer to football as a game where a soccerball is kicked
AHHH, IT’S A BRIT
by Liberals make america suck August 9, 2020
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Brit luck

When everything that could possibly go wrong, goes wrong.
Oh no her birthday in 2020 was cancelled because it was day the world went into lockdown, but that’s just brit luck.

her rabbi got covid two days before the wedding, but that’s just brit luck.
by Sillystile August 5, 2022
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Snimpling Brit

A buck tooth natty ice thin boy Brit. Who’s a stereotypical cuck nothing and loves to argues with he ha highway men.
That animal fucker he’s a Snimpling Brit! Cowabunga mother fuckers thanks for the blow job.
by Fap fiddler July 17, 2023
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Shmelly brit

Also know as a Sam or better known as a “Glumpclaw”. He showers once a year and tried to give himself a bowl cut once for the memes, which turned to shit. Anyways, don’t trust him, unless you’re sad, he’s pretty dope at advice and making you smile. In a dumb way.
“Bro you’re a shmelly brit.”
“Nah I ain’t sam.”
by alyssamaria August 27, 2019
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Wet Brit

a term coined for something snarky, generally in the context of a sporting event.
Man, that ball flight is so low.. atleast it's going to run like a wet brit.
by Jabari 101 November 2, 2020
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