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Banging Bork

When an individual does intimate things with inanimate objects and leaves a tangy substance behind that looks kinda green. It might be an std, maybe a splash of diarrhea or a booger.
My friend did a banging Bork to my computer chair.. it smells like pure shit and tastes sorta sour.. why does she do this to all of my possessions?
by GonorrhoeaGobbler September 2, 2024
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bork

bork, a word with endless meanings. it’s is used in place of another word...like bork or bork.
bork off john
by wotrudoingstepbro November 27, 2019
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Bork Bork

A Police Dog in the performance of it's duties by biting a suspect.
The Police Bork Bork got his first Nom Nom.
by UnhappyBozo April 20, 2023
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bork

Börk. Bork.
by Rawr Youtube April 18, 2017
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borked

When something is broken so badly by mishandling that it needs to be replaced along with the surrounding area, equipment, planet etc. Usually something delicate or basic, and usually involving trying to cover up the mistake by setting it on fire.
Jimmy was in charge of tunes on the road trip. He wanted to play a CD but the car only had a cassette deck. So he shoved the CD into the cassette slot, wedged it in with a cold chisel, hit it with a hammer, crashed the car, poured gasoline on it, set it on fire, stole a tank to put out the fire, used a backhoe to bury it and drove the backhoe off of a cliff.

Jimmy really "borked" the tunes!
by NEMouse July 13, 2024
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Bork

A sound a doggo makes.
E.g. doggo "Bork!"
Human "Yeah, yeah I know"

even though they really don't
by Borkdoggomemes April 19, 2017
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Borked

To trick or put someone off there game
Bruv you borked the shit out of them
by Ledgeblood April 24, 2018
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