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Super Massive Black Hole Time Flux

An absurd occurrence when a single party hires or coerced two separate outside parties of private investigators to tail eachother.
Holy shit it's a super massive black hole time flux caused by those two guys following each other!!!
by P.I amacher April 9, 2011
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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003
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Black hole

When someone's ass looks sunken in & looks as if a gravitational black hole is pulling it inward
Damn Alexis why yo ass gotta look like a black hole
by Abbieleann_ December 14, 2016
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Black Hole

In kpop, a Black Hole is the worst dancer of the group. Whether it's doing the moves wrong, too slow, too fast or not in sync with the other members, this person attracts attention to themselves accidentally by being the Odd One Out, thus, a Black Hole.
"Did you see that?"

"What?"
"He was so late to do the move."
"Ah, he's their Black Hole."
by Yoonminsasses August 27, 2018
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Black hole

When her camel toe is so huge that her pants get ingested into her moot
I was sitting next to some girl in class, it was 12:30 pm. She was writing her cheat sheet for the volcano exam. I turn over my shoulder with a glimpse I look down at her pants and witness a phat Black hole.
by Voluptuous moot September 5, 2018
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Black Hole Whack-A-Mole

When you have dodo coming out of your bumhole and you play around with it a little so you squeeze it back in (like how a black hole sucks things in), then rebirthing it back out, then in, then out, etc. This repetitive movement is of similar fashion to the moles in the game Whack-A-Mole
I like to perform the Black Hole Whack-a-Mole technique because it feels as if someone penetrated me with their massive cock in my anus
by Dingleberry Legacy June 9, 2018
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Black Hole

1. A space entity that sucks everything including light nearby into it, it also doesn't abide by the laws of physics.
Black Hole's are cool.
by The Space Guy July 15, 2019
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