Mom

What you call you teacher not on purpose

You: mom
Teacher:? Its ok
You: runs away in Embarrassment

by XxSaZe_SunxX April 22, 2020

mom

a bitch that tells you what to do

my mom is an asshole

by Plushyboi December 9, 2018

Mom

The greatest, most awesome, amazing, beautiful woman in the world.

I love my mom.

by FatherTerry December 22, 2020

Mom

Mum

:thats my mom
:you misspelt it idiot its mum

by Hahahahate October 22, 2020

mom

a sexy bitch

i fuck your mom

by oghaboogha694206969 June 25, 2020

on the moms

a phrase used to swear on your mom that you're not lying; to promise

"I didn't drink your beer!"

"Put it"

"On the moms!"

by jt1234 August 18, 2009

mom

bleached mommy buckets of kfc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stump water salad

mom please stop trying to have sexual intercourse with me

by е May 4, 2020