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dude

(According to my sources) A microscopic hair on an elephant's butt.
So, whats your job?

Shaving an elephant's dudes.
by S0cks July 21, 2008
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dude

1. A common term used to refer to other people, particularly males

2. An infected hair on an elephant's butt

3. A person who cares excessively about his/her clothes

4. A bottlecap
1.
Person 1:"What up dude?"
Person 2: "Um, excuse me, Im a girl"

2.
Person 1: "The poor elephant has a dude on its butt, and you have to surgically remove it"
Person 2: "dammit"

3.
Person 1: "I say, who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here"
Person 2: "That dude over there with the fancy clothes"

4.
Person 1: "I found a dude on the ground, its the same size as your weiner"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up"
by edwild22 February 28, 2010
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Dude

That camel has a really droopy dude
by SouthendSamuel October 27, 2021
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Dude

"Dude" Is a man, guy AND the other def is ingrown anal hair
1.Oh fuck me I Have fuckin dude way up in my asshole
2. Wassup dude wanna go to the tattoo parlor
by YoImSeanKruegerAndImGerman December 30, 2016
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dude

1. N. A man
2. N. A homie

(derivative) Interjection. Expresses amazement. Often spoken in the presence of a boy or a homie, but need not be

directed at anyone, and can be used in the presence of girls as well.

(derivative) Interjection. Used to console someone and express empathy for something terrible and shocking.
A: Look, dude- B: I'm not a dude, I'm a girl!
Dude, that's huge
Dude...I'm so sorry to hear that
by weirdalsuperfan October 30, 2019
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Dude

by NiteGrimwood December 18, 2014
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Dude

A sly way to call someone a gook, without blatantly saying it. Dude sounds like the work gook.
Asian guy: hey
White or black guy: hey dude! ( he really means hey gook!)
by Subl1minal May 8, 2019
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