Cat

A animal that dogs chase, People keep as a pet, chases mice, Scratches stuff, and meows

Dude: Awww my cat is adorable, WAIT DON'T CHASE HIM!

by LilyGamez (Idc about my user) June 19, 2019

Cat

Tiny evil demon that happens to be SO. FUCKING. ADORABLE}.

My cat is evil, it just scratched up my couch!

by Bitchydangernoodle May 28, 2019

Cat

The devils little helpers

Me- your cat is so cute
Satan- I know.

by TheDevilsDaughter May 29, 2016

Cat

Cats are adorable, fluffy creatures. Some prefer hunting small animals, some prefer staying at home lying around. Most of them enjoy sleeping, but some like to jump around outside. All species of cats are adorable!

Can i play with your cat?

by lame amy May 8, 2018

Cat

Cute balls of fluff who may murder you in your sleep.
A.K.A Felines

Friend 1: Where is he? He didn't come to work!
Friend 2: His cat murdered him.
Friend 1: Oh ok.

by DAVID BAE TENNANT March 15, 2015

Cat

A demon in feline form which has successfully hacked natural selection by manipulating the dominant species. The most prevalent and destructive invasive species known to man, cats wreak havoc on songbird populations, ruin indoor air quality and kill humans with Toxoplasmosis and Bartonella infections worldwide. Prolonged exposure to their Toxoplasma bacteria will cause humans to lose their will and become cat thralls over time.

"My cat clawed my daughter's face off yesterday. It was her fault for moving so suddenly and thankfully the cat is ok."
- a cat thrall

by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 25, 2022

Cat

A bitch animal

My cat just stepped on my balls, fucking bitch

by lbumlbuml August 23, 2021