textedo

A really well-composed text, meant to impress the recipient. The tuxedo of texts.

Yo dude. Imma send that fine ass girl a textedo and see if she wanna maybe go out. Will you proofread it for me.

by one 'f' Jeph June 3, 2017

testes to the fortification

A fancier way of saying “Balls to the wall.”

Man, Tom really puts a lot of effort into his classes.

Oh yeah, he goes testes to the fortification!

by DevilRay97 November 11, 2020

testdrivebaby

a superior person

@testdrivebaby is amazing!!

by hi24586 April 6, 2021

testtdriveee

Testtdriveee is an arianator who is on TikTok. She is sometimes a big flop

Testtdriveee is a flop
Yeah,she is

by baddieeverytqime March 20, 2022

water tester

jackass dudes that screw over a chick, then once she has another man, send her random texts every other month or so to test the waters

My girl and I were enjoying a nice romantic dinner until her phone was lit up by a water tester

by MadDog09 June 20, 2009

Wrangled Testes

The squished appearance of a man's tenders when his Wranglers (or any pants really) are too tight.

Did you see the cowboy on the dance floor?

How could I miss those Wrangled testes?

by prplmama October 26, 2011

net tester

A CEO or company employee that goes abroad to check on company assets. The factory that made your phone had suicide nets. We like to call them brake time mega trampolines.

I just got a e-mail from the net tester we sent to check up on our assets in China.

by iriegypsy November 6, 2014